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Also2Something's avatar

Mrs. McDaniel (if there is one) would endorse that but chances are she has already.

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Grits libulz!!!1! (said the southern belle)

Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>In other segments, McDaniel also called the Democratic party “a party of <strike>sex</strike> buttsechs on demand” and warned of a plan by Democrats to make “homosexual marriage and polygamy completely legal in all 50 states.”</blockquote> There, fixed it.

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Terrance and Phillip?

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... who insure that we always have an ample supply of on-demand sex partners, ready for action on a moment's notice. That's totally real, right?

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They don't call in the "Democratic Party" for nothing.

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Masturbation provides the only true "on demand" sex.

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Sex on demand vs. sex on command.

It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

You know who else can never be portrayed as a villain? That's right I'm going there... PONIES, amirite?

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The correct term is Lutheran Taliban and they are found mostly in Minnesota.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Say, you know where the real movie terrorists are? In the audience, with <strike>guns</strike> popcorn.

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Did you <b><i>ask</i></b>?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"They’ll go out of their way to find some Russian white guy that’s just nuts, and he’s the terrorist, which I’ve never seen that."

Didn't see Boston coming, with its actually-Caucasian bombers.

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Already done- Mississippi Burning.