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Also2Something's avatar

Mrs. McDaniel (if there is one) would endorse that but chances are she has already.

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Also2Something's avatar

Grits libulz!!!1! (said the southern belle)

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Lefty Mark's avatar

<blockquote>In other segments, McDaniel also called the Democratic party “a party of <strike>sex</strike> buttsechs on demand” and warned of a plan by Democrats to make “homosexual marriage and polygamy completely legal in all 50 states.”</blockquote> There, fixed it.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Terrance and Phillip?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

... who insure that we always have an ample supply of on-demand sex partners, ready for action on a moment's notice. That's totally real, right?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

They don't call in the "Democratic Party" for nothing.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Masturbation provides the only true "on demand" sex.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Sex on demand vs. sex on command.

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

You know who else can never be portrayed as a villain? That's right I'm going there... PONIES, amirite?

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It's fuck all y'all* season's avatar

The correct term is Lutheran Taliban and they are found mostly in Minnesota.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Say, you know where the real movie terrorists are? In the audience, with <strike>guns</strike> popcorn.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Did you <b><i>ask</i></b>?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"They’ll go out of their way to find some Russian white guy that’s just nuts, and he’s the terrorist, which I’ve never seen that."

Didn't see Boston coming, with its actually-Caucasian bombers.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Talk about promising us free stuff!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yep, Harper.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Already done- Mississippi Burning.

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