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Mrs. McDaniel (if there is one) would endorse that but chances are she has already.

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Grits libulz!!!1! (said the southern belle)

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<blockquote>In other segments, McDaniel also called the Democratic party “a party of <strike>sex</strike> buttsechs on demand” and warned of a plan by Democrats to make “homosexual marriage and polygamy completely legal in all 50 states.”</blockquote> There, fixed it.

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Terrance and Phillip?

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... who insure that we always have an ample supply of on-demand sex partners, ready for action on a moment's notice. That's totally real, right?

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They don't call in the "Democratic Party" for nothing.

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Masturbation provides the only true "on demand" sex.

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Sex on demand vs. sex on command.

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You know who else can never be portrayed as a villain? That's right I'm going there... PONIES, amirite?

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The correct term is Lutheran Taliban and they are found mostly in Minnesota.

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Say, you know where the real movie terrorists are? In the audience, with <strike>guns</strike> popcorn.

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Did you <b><i>ask</i></b>?

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"They’ll go out of their way to find some Russian white guy that’s just nuts, and he’s the terrorist, which I’ve never seen that."

Didn't see Boston coming, with its actually-Caucasian bombers.

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Talk about promising us free stuff!

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Yep, Harper.

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Already done- Mississippi Burning.

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