This Mississippi Republican state Sen. Chris McDaniel, who has big dreams of being in the US of America Senate one day if he can primary that dirty liberal hippie Sen. Thad Cochran (R-Not Actually A Dirty Liberal Hippie) out of the way, sure seems like a real winner, at least by Mississippi standards. He
<blockquote>In other segments, McDaniel also called the Democratic party &ldquo;a party of <strike>sex</strike> buttsechs on demand&rdquo; and warned of a plan by Democrats to make &ldquo;homosexual marriage and polygamy completely legal in all 50 states.&rdquo;</blockquote> There, fixed it.
... who insure that we always have an ample supply of on-demand sex partners, ready for action on a moment&#039;s notice. That&#039;s totally real, right?
&quot;They&rsquo;ll go out of their way to find some Russian white guy that&rsquo;s just nuts, and he&rsquo;s the terrorist, which I&rsquo;ve never seen that.&quot;
Didn&#039;t see Boston coming, with its actually-Caucasian bombers.
Mrs. McDaniel (if there is one) would endorse that but chances are she has already.
Grits libulz!!!1! (said the southern belle)
<blockquote>In other segments, McDaniel also called the Democratic party &ldquo;a party of <strike>sex</strike> buttsechs on demand&rdquo; and warned of a plan by Democrats to make &ldquo;homosexual marriage and polygamy completely legal in all 50 states.&rdquo;</blockquote> There, fixed it.
Terrance and Phillip?
... who insure that we always have an ample supply of on-demand sex partners, ready for action on a moment&#039;s notice. That&#039;s totally real, right?
They don&#039;t call in the &quot;Democratic Party&quot; for nothing.
Masturbation provides the only true &quot;on demand&quot; sex.
Sex on demand vs. sex on command.
You know who else can never be portrayed as a villain? That&#039;s right I&#039;m going there... PONIES, amirite?
The correct term is Lutheran Taliban and they are found mostly in Minnesota.
Say, you know where the real movie terrorists are? In the audience, with <strike>guns</strike> popcorn.
Did you <b><i>ask</i></b>?
&quot;They&rsquo;ll go out of their way to find some Russian white guy that&rsquo;s just nuts, and he&rsquo;s the terrorist, which I&rsquo;ve never seen that.&quot;
Didn&#039;t see Boston coming, with its actually-Caucasian bombers.
Talk about promising us free stuff!
Yep, Harper.
Already done- Mississippi Burning.