Introduce yourself to Dr. Starner Jones, who would like to be the congressman from Mississippi's 1st District, which covers a wide swath of the northern section of Mississippi, from the Memphis suburbs all the way east to Elvis Presley's birthplace in Tupelo, which is also the home of the American Family Association. Dr. Jones,
I liked the 'Clay Reynolds Novella Prize for best novella' and the 'Robert Phillips Poetry Chapbook Prize for best poetry chapbook.' I guess Sam Houston State University has a Department of Redundancy Department.
I liked the 'Clay Reynolds Novella Prize for best novella' and the 'Robert Phillips Poetry Chapbook Prize for best poetry chapbook.' I guess Sam Houston State University has a Department of Redundancy Department.
Opera glasses?
*hands Ryan a copy of 'My Immortal*
A ewe to her friend: 'Oh, great, here comes Ferris Wheel Dick again.'
So, $180 net in cash and a few books to give away to relatives who will never read them. Take that, Pulitzer Prize Committee!
But sadly was completely unable to replicate it.
Not enough, though, but give it time.
I'm not sure he's qualified to SPEAK English.
Stay on your own side of the street, bub!
- Joni Ernst
Yeah, I thought that one was great! Well, I mean, I didn't read it, but you could tell, by looking at the cover, you know?
Except I thought that it should've been titled, The Sad Purple Puppies.
Up and down, huh? I hear there's a pill for that ....
If the ride lasts longer than four hours, contact your fairground operator.
The Purple Head?
The Purple Rod?
Well, he keeps by one of his favorite seats in the house, and reads bits of it from time to time, when he's sitting there.
Liars! If he could write something while masturbating with his head in a helium filled bag, wearing a wetsuit, it wouldn't, couldn't be this bad!
Evelyn, a modified dogViewed the quivering fringe of a special doily
1954 ... Studebaker?
Hot!