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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I liked the 'Clay Reynolds Novella Prize for best novella' and the 'Robert Phillips Poetry Chapbook Prize for best poetry chapbook.' I guess Sam Houston State University has a Department of Redundancy Department.

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*hands Ryan a copy of 'My Immortal*

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A ewe to her friend: 'Oh, great, here comes Ferris Wheel Dick again.'

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So, $180 net in cash and a few books to give away to relatives who will never read them. Take that, Pulitzer Prize Committee!

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But sadly was completely unable to replicate it.

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Not enough, though, but give it time.

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I'm not sure he's qualified to SPEAK English.

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Stay on your own side of the street, bub!

- Joni Ernst

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Yeah, I thought that one was great! Well, I mean, I didn't read it, but you could tell, by looking at the cover, you know?

Except I thought that it should've been titled, The Sad Purple Puppies.

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Up and down, huh? I hear there's a pill for that ....

If the ride lasts longer than four hours, contact your fairground operator.

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The Purple Head?

The Purple Rod?

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Well, he keeps by one of his favorite seats in the house, and reads bits of it from time to time, when he's sitting there.

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Liars! If he could write something while masturbating with his head in a helium filled bag, wearing a wetsuit, it wouldn't, couldn't be this bad!

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Evelyn, a modified dogViewed the quivering fringe of a special doily

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1954 ... Studebaker?

Hot!