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That homily about fishing is stupid. Most of us don't have a handy fishing hole, especially in the cities, much less one that is going to produce enough fish to live on. Bring back the PWA and make some more fishing holes or STFU.

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Except it's not called "sushi" in Missouri.

Love me some Pickled Possum Rollups...

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"The roadkill's so fresh, you'll want to eat it straight off the blacktop!"

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Also, too: bait.

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Medicare is means-tested, in that your premium doubles if your income is above a certain level. Since the premium is paid by withholding from SS, in effect the latter is means-tested too, or so it seems to the recipient (me).

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Do you also stock Grey Poupon?

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Hmmm. Boiled bootstraps!

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I thought about it, and then decided this crowd is too tough for that joke.

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Definitely not. No wasting perfectly good human protein on teh poorz!

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When I was a youngster that was using a Dupont Lure.

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See also, Republican brains.

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Full quote:

Leonard: So, Mrs. Cooper, what did you think of the sushi?Mrs Cooper: It was good. The only thing that would have made it better is if it was cooked. And if it was beef.

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a creamy derp, chock full of chemical additives.

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I had alligator tempura at a sushi place in KC once. It was pretty good, actually!

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I'm floundering for any snark about this shitheel.

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