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leslie's avatar

what the hell is wrong w his eyes...i mean.....

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Brianna is WOKE AF's avatar

And other SEALS were like "Umm, no you weren't. You might have passed the course but you never served with us."

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colbey's avatar

you mean the size difference? i wondered that about...Sanders. the trump spokeswoman. her eyes always, um, caught my attention. i finally looked it up and it's some medical condition where the eyes are different sizes. or, rather, they appear to be. i guess because of the eye lids. you can see i really absorbed what i read about it, lol.anyway, it's an actual medical condition, and it's a lot more common than i thought. honestly, that was all i needed to know about that subject.

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colbey's avatar

thank you! i've been wondering that. i THOUGHT Kim was a prosecutor, but then i couldn't recall who the blackmailed woman was.and the GOP twit didn't help, as they could claim that EITHER woman has been paid by Soros.

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colbey's avatar

so she IS black. i know the article certainly seemed to say so, but, honestly, all i saw was a beautiful woman. she could have been...white or black or Native American or mixed...anything, really. i guess i'm not very well trained on what to notice.

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SeeTrain, Educated Guesser's avatar

$5F: One thing, and it's minor.

"FAMILY VAUES, HOW DO THEY WORK?"

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Somsai rebuild's avatar

Public hairs? No!!!

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javadavis's avatar

Yeah, I hope she can maintain that.

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HooverVilles's avatar

This.

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Liz Dye's avatar

Dammit! Sorry.

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mrpuma2u's avatar

SOROS-BOTZ LIEBERAL KONSPEERCY! If that's all they got, you know they are in desperation/survival mode.

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Blamethrower is Antifa's avatar

A sensible policy, for a better American Union

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james crubb's avatar

That's why I'm happy feeding my gang of street cats and kitten, I could get hit by a bus and they would be 'meh'.

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james crubb's avatar

Don't forget the Heartland 'institute' for some sweet sweet fossil fuel rolls.

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james crubb's avatar

Funny how that global warming thing that isn't happening is opening up the arctic for drilling. Takes another sip of box.

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james crubb's avatar

The deputy prime minister of Australia was against gay marriage on family values, he just 'resigned' for fucking secretary while married. lolmao4eva.

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