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This dumb ass is a bigger grifter than Sarah Palin and just about as gawd damn stupid

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I am also mad at him for not fighting for the Medicaid expansion and signing the bill that outlawed titty bars in our state.

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Nose jokes, huh?

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Nixon is lucky to campaign for office in a state where "name recognition" actually works to his advantage.

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So much for the "Show Me" State.

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And here we were all waiting for his corn dog photo op.

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What matters is that his consituents don't find out about his homopolymers.

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Gov. Nixon,

When your comment sounds like something that Sarah Palin would say, you should refrain from uttering it.

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Well, to be fair to Ferguson, the rest of Missouri pretty much sucks too.

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<i>because this is not really a time for jokes about how this teevee camera makes your head look like <b>it's up</b> your ass. </i>

FTFY

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It's fucking brilliant that the Chief of Police is named after Confederate General "Stonewall" Jackson.

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Nixon defeated David Spence who was supported by Phyllis Schlafly's Eagle Forum, so the alternative would be dispersing crowds with flamethrowers.

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Rhodes called out the National Guard at Kent State and 5 students ended up dead. BOTH SIDES DO IT. QED Blacks are the REAL racists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!911!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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