Unmarried elected Republican lieutenant governor Peter Kinder loves throwing money at a hot former Penthouse lady reasonably close to his own age. That "scandal" only ranks about a three out of ten because... eh, there's the "adult lady" part. But is there some fine print? Sure: "[Tammy] Chapman alleges that while she gave the state senator private dances, he would grab her by the shoulders and aggressively try to force her head into his lap. 'He'd pull me down to his groin -- really, really hard, to the point that it hurt me,' she says." More scandal-ish! But it's hardly news that all male Republicans, even closeted ones, are always aroused by spiritual, political, economic and physical violence against women, so it's not much of an exception as scandals go. Maybe still just a six? NOH WAIT, here it is: creepy red-faced ogre Kinder continued to hang around Chapman's place of work even after she asked him not to visit and "found her" when she went to another employer and asked her to come live at his condo in order to "snuggle up" with him. That's Jesus-speak for "sex until your brain bleeds tumors out your ears." Ding ding ding! Elected official sex fiends never disappoint. Who's paying for the condo, incidentally?
Those folks at the Riverfront Times can flat out write! This is good stuff.
"Kinder, you may recall, recently came under fire for using government money to subsidize his lavish stays at local hotels during his frequent trips to St. Louis. (He's since promised to pay back the money.)
"Yesterday, the lieutenant governor's car, a 2009 Ford Flex, was reportedly stolen in Cape Girardeau and promptly rammed into a gun shop. The vandal then torched the car and left it burning on a county road."
"Came under fire" and then the stolen car was burned. Well played.
Meanwhile, I think it's pretty well known that when "stolen" cars are burned the owner is often seeking an insurance payoff of the auto loan. Just sayin...
Seriously...she looks like she's been tanned and treated so much her skin has turned into leather. I've had dress shoes that were less shiny.
"Kinder — who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat — suggested she move into his Brentwood condo."
Looks to me like Kinder has already got a challenge to his mounting.
I clicked on that Riverfront Times link. Ms. Chapman's photo is, well, uplifting. The caption "Tammy Chapman, featured in this August 1992 Penthouse spread..." Somebody at that paper has quite a sense of humor!
Meanwhile, " Chapman says. 'It was like going straight back to the past when he’d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time.'"
And we all know Cape Girardeau's favorite son.
Those folks at the Riverfront Times can flat out write! This is good stuff.
"Kinder, you may recall, recently came under fire for using government money to subsidize his lavish stays at local hotels during his frequent trips to St. Louis. (He's since promised to pay back the money.)
"Yesterday, the lieutenant governor's car, a 2009 Ford Flex, was reportedly stolen in Cape Girardeau and promptly rammed into a gun shop. The vandal then torched the car and left it burning on a county road."
"Came under fire" and then the stolen car was burned. Well played.
Meanwhile, I think it's pretty well known that when "stolen" cars are burned the owner is often seeking an insurance payoff of the auto loan. Just sayin...
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If you click on the Riverfront Times link (and get past that photo of one-half of her peach ofa pair) they really look like brother and sister.
Really.
He&#039;s doing some &quot;job creating&quot;, that&#039;s all.
I&#039;m glad that Anne is coming out of the closet and embracing the gay man that she is.
I thought it was &quot;kinter&quot;.
Does it count if Peter Kinder was wearing assless chaps?
Remember those &quot;Young Guns&quot; over there on the R side?
&quot;Not indended to be a factual age&quot;
It&#039;s Rick Perry
Seriously...she looks like she&#039;s been tanned and treated so much her skin has turned into leather. I&#039;ve had dress shoes that were less shiny.
i just want to know who&#039;s pantless at these &ldquo;pantsless parties&#039;.
<i>nearly sixteen years ago, when she was a young stripper on the East Side</i>
and now she&#039;s penthouse pet!
SEE!!! america is still the land of opportunity and horatio alger.
&quot;Kinder &mdash; who is now widely believed to be mounting a challenge to incumbent Governor Jay Nixon, a Democrat &mdash; suggested she move into his Brentwood condo.&quot;
Looks to me like Kinder has already got a challenge to his mounting.
I clicked on that Riverfront Times link. Ms. Chapman&#039;s photo is, well, uplifting. The caption &quot;Tammy Chapman, featured in this August 1992 Penthouse spread...&quot; Somebody at that paper has quite a sense of humor!
Meanwhile, &quot; Chapman says. &#039;It was like going straight back to the past when he&rsquo;d offer to have me come to events in Cape Girardeau all the time.&#039;&quot;
And we all know Cape Girardeau&#039;s favorite son.
This is gross. I got nothing, other than everyone in the article uses the same tanning spray used by Boehner.