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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

I notice the proposal doesn't include registering sex with animals. Does that mean Alaska is ahead of Missouri on this subject?Asking for a friend, as they say in the Shire.

pooracademic's avatar

"Meth still doesn't count as a gift though, right?"

sosuume's avatar

They never stop embarrassing me and my like-minded fellow Missourians. But what do you expect from a state where, along highway I-70 near "cosmopolitan" Jeff City, there was (maybe still?) a trailer park named, "Swan Lake Ballet Mobile Home Country Club." (Not making this up). I always thought there should be a country song with the same name. I'm not musically inclined, though.

Whale Chowder's avatar

If you're lucky, it'll be both "up" and "coming."

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Considering how little a lot of ballet dancers are paid, they might very well have to live in mobile homes.

Iam Reading's avatar

Conervatives, tell us more about your moral values......

Norbrook's avatar

Oh,so you're joining the abstinence movement? I think Bristol might resent your horning in on her grift.

chicken thief's avatar

Oh contraire! Now it's just MickyD's for the little ladies. For their own good, of course.

Content unavailable's avatar

The constituents might not want to know what Rep. Carl is getting but Rep. Jim Bob wants to know if he's not getting his . . . . . . whatever.

TrumpLovedEpstein's avatar

Rep Jim Bob just wants some Bobbin on his little Jimmy!

Content unavailable's avatar

Thing is, you can run a whorehouse without a piano player.

Lefty Wright's avatar

North Carolina is ahead of the game on this. They already have an opinion from the ethics committee and sexual favors is not reportable as a gift.

http://www.newsobserver.com...

sosuume's avatar

Well that's certainly one way of looking at it! :D

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

More small government in action