The Missouri legislature in session. [contextly_sidebar id="9sSJxhQ3ghF8GdTKrJvISqTXY9k3nmOL"]The Missouri legislature has, shall we say, Sexxx Issues. This is a place where elected officials walk into the state house as functioning human adults, but once inside turn into violently throbbing jizz spigots unable to do anything besides giggle like teenagers while they spray wet spots all over the hallowed halls of government. They are pretty sure Missouri's called the "Show Me" state, because "I'll Show You Mine If You Show Me Yours" is too long to fit on the state seal.
I notice the proposal doesn't include registering sex with animals. Does that mean Alaska is ahead of Missouri on this subject?Asking for a friend, as they say in the Shire.
They never stop embarrassing me and my like-minded fellow Missourians. But what do you expect from a state where, along highway I-70 near "cosmopolitan" Jeff City, there was (maybe still?) a trailer park named, "Swan Lake Ballet Mobile Home Country Club." (Not making this up). I always thought there should be a country song with the same name. I'm not musically inclined, though.
I notice the proposal doesn't include registering sex with animals. Does that mean Alaska is ahead of Missouri on this subject?Asking for a friend, as they say in the Shire.
"Meth still doesn't count as a gift though, right?"
Ew.
They never stop embarrassing me and my like-minded fellow Missourians. But what do you expect from a state where, along highway I-70 near "cosmopolitan" Jeff City, there was (maybe still?) a trailer park named, "Swan Lake Ballet Mobile Home Country Club." (Not making this up). I always thought there should be a country song with the same name. I'm not musically inclined, though.
Chix, rite?
If you're lucky, it'll be both "up" and "coming."
Considering how little a lot of ballet dancers are paid, they might very well have to live in mobile homes.
Conervatives, tell us more about your moral values......
Oh,so you're joining the abstinence movement? I think Bristol might resent your horning in on her grift.
Oh contraire! Now it's just MickyD's for the little ladies. For their own good, of course.
The constituents might not want to know what Rep. Carl is getting but Rep. Jim Bob wants to know if he's not getting his . . . . . . whatever.
Rep Jim Bob just wants some Bobbin on his little Jimmy!
Thing is, you can run a whorehouse without a piano player.
North Carolina is ahead of the game on this. They already have an opinion from the ethics committee and sexual favors is not reportable as a gift.
http://www.newsobserver.com...
Well that's certainly one way of looking at it! :D
More small government in action