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That was an accident, it won't happen again.

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You seem nice. And thanks to your other contribution to Wonkette, also banhammered.

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You seem unhappy at this website. Let me show you the door.

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Nah, it's 12, like most days. But we were short Wednesday.

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Sounds like the gun nuts of Missouri want to have their own Travon Martin.

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Was there ever a time when it was off your stupid list? Come think about it, was there ever a day when out country didn't do something stupid?

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What U-Haul is for.

Or was it Waste Management? Always get the two mixed up when it comes to Baskets of Deplorables

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so that's why I saw that mini-mushroom cloud last Tuesday!

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Ewing right about that!

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You are correct there. We are not brutes, just scaliwags.

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The Democrat that will probably succeed him was endorsed by the NRA over a former Navy Seal. Not much chance he will be working on restrictions.

My point initially was, Nixon doesn't battle for anything. He just vetoes and turns his phone off. The people in charge around Ferguson couldn't get a phone call through to him during the first few weeks of the unrest. They talked to the Obama administration sooner than Nixon. When he does show up he gives Palinesque word salads and vetoes more party line stuff against a veto proof majority.

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I'm picturing Zombie King George grabbing guns from freedumbers while Nixon follows him around with a veto slip.

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It's called Misery for a reason.

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"WARNING: Do Not Show Up For The Party Late!"

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So much for the Show Me state.

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Like they'd allow guns in the statehouse.

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