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I don't have myrmidons, I have actual Myrmidons -- and this would be a waste of their particular talents. Also, they wouldn't fit.

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Maybe it's in those biology textbookss from Bob Jones "University" Press, that Louisianissippi wants its kids to learn from.

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I can’t get past “legitimate rape”.

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Her and the DNC's cunning plan to have him win the nomination is looking inspired right now, don't you think?

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well it's a double edged sword - as everything is i guess. some days i get to thrust the blind man out of gates and let him smell his way to dover. then other days, i reflect on the fact that i have a completely inadequate (union!) pension and will probably have to work a day job til i'm 87.

still, i think i wouldn't change it. i've done about half the cannon (and some dekker and webster) and it really is a privilege to be in the middle of one of humanity's greatest achievements. i hope i've done them justice...

stratford was great. we saw 'much ado' which was good (and well done). i had issues of course, but i wouldn't be an actor if i didn't (and i wouldn't dream of boring anyone else with them. we are usually quite petty...).

do you get there? this season has been getting just rave reviews.

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That’s why her screen name was Blicero.<br />

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Fap?

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now no offense to stratford, but i would take a month in paris over nearly anything.

except possibly italy - but italians seem grumpier and more prone to trouble these days.

how exciting!

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Feminine hygiene libel! But yes, Ford is so appallingly bad at being a mayor (ex: ostentatiously refusing to participate in any way, shape, or form in Toronto Pride festivities) But then he was elected by the suburbs, not the downtowners, as they will tell you again and again.

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Achy Rapey Heart?

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it crumbles?

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PERT Chart libel!!!

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I knew I'd seen that 8-inch tall forehead somewhere before!

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Prior to Freud doctors believed that a uterus could wander through the body of a childless woman, looking for a fetus. I'd like to think we've advanced a little in uterine knowledge since then.

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I'd be taking a long hot shower after that experience myself.

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I said that to confuse you. Not really, my finger is not as knowledgable as my uterus. Akin has no uterus but he's still a pussy.

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