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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Mitch McConnel plans to hold the first ever Cedar Cheese Festival this summer.

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Good call. Viral videos don't usually suppurate.

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That might be really popular with blind people, when they're told it features people dancing wildly while someone parades McConnell's disembodied head around.

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You couldn't pay me to watch it. Even the Russian view-bots must have bitched.

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That one crazy trick the Democrats hate!

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Not even that... YouTube stupidly gives you a "hit" after about 3 seconds of "viewing". Same botnets that spread spam can do this work, for a price.

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I got 99 million views but a Mitch ain't one

bobbert's avatar

Doesn't YouTube/Google occasionally police up blatant bot-views? Or do they just do that for entertainment vids?

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Jesus dude, admitting you have a turtle porn problem is going to be your first step, but you HAVE TO WANT TO HELP YOURSELF.

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I'm a repurposed murder drone firing my Hellfire Upfist Missiles at every valid "Like" target.

Shypixel's avatar

24 hour virus?

Brain Flu?