Here is Mitch McConnell's new campaign ad, which an ABC blogger describes as having "the feel of a trailer for a movie by Michael Bay," but which looks to us like nine million other "Morning In America" knockoffs, only with a lead character stolen from a Dr. Seuss book. Yet there must be something magical in its combination of soaring generic music, generic shots of everyday generic Americans, and boilerplate McConnell droning about how Obama exploits the poor, hates the middle class, and coddles the rich, because the video became incredibly popular last week, getting over half a million views in its first day. In fact, the
That might be really popular with blind people, when they're told it features people dancing wildly while someone parades McConnell's disembodied head around.
Not even that... YouTube stupidly gives you a "hit" after about 3 seconds of "viewing". Same botnets that spread spam can do this work, for a price.
Mitch McConnel plans to hold the first ever Cedar Cheese Festival this summer.
Good call. Viral videos don't usually suppurate.
That might be really popular with blind people, when they're told it features people dancing wildly while someone parades McConnell's disembodied head around.
You couldn't pay me to watch it. Even the Russian view-bots must have bitched.
That one crazy trick the Democrats hate!
That Texas governor guy ... the one with the hair?
Not even that... YouTube stupidly gives you a "hit" after about 3 seconds of "viewing". Same botnets that spread spam can do this work, for a price.
Unskewed views FTW!!!
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I got 99 million views but a Mitch ain't one
Doesn't YouTube/Google occasionally police up blatant bot-views? Or do they just do that for entertainment vids?
Jesus dude, admitting you have a turtle porn problem is going to be your first step, but you HAVE TO WANT TO HELP YOURSELF.
I'm a repurposed murder drone firing my Hellfire Upfist Missiles at every valid "Like" target.
24 hour virus?
Brain Flu?