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Ne Jabba no barta's avatar

It's only fair. I stole it from someone else....

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"M"'s avatar

When she asked for coffee, I thought Grassley was going to ask her to get it herself

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Otis Fuentes's avatar

Well yeah, we got high literally every day, duh...

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Hesavebread!'s avatar

You can’t drink at work? At least they don’t make you wear pants do they? Do they?

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Hey McYertle - there's nothing respectful OR professional about calling a successful prosecutor a "female assistant."

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Rebel Scum hardened Democrat's avatar

Or just “Dunkin” now.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Before the hearing starts, she can make a Starbucks run for the boys.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Wouldn't it be that guy who's too busy doing stand-up at the UN this week?

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Dianna Deem's avatar

Too much booze; dissipation

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Not as night manager of a Dunkin' Donuts.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

My favorite remake is "Twelve Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer." The jury has to decide if she's hot enough to host a cable comedy show.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I'm driving a friend to a nearby town an hour away to pick up two ten-week old Maine Coon/Persian mix rescue kittens she's adopting.

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Come here a minute's avatar

I did non have sexual relations with that cereal, Cap'n Crunch.

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JamesJames Mormont's avatar

Also, Mr. Rodgers had a closet cocaine addiction.

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JamesJames Mormont's avatar

Rapey? Evan, you are 'Gape-y'. You tards are too stupid to recognize it yet, but this episode has cost you the midterms.

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