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"And you don't need no history books nor schoolin' neither. We ain't gonna fund it. All thet schoolin' does is learn y'all how to be a librul who hates there white skin or thet all blacks are critical race theorists whatever thet is."

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From your lips to the good soil's worms.

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I sent Mitch a very nice letter.I said Reagan promised that A Rising Tide Will Float All Boats.I asked him where now, is the willpower?Little boats are still under the water.

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You are white,but if you take any benefit,You will be helping black people.... so wouldn't you really rather suffer yourself?

Remember, "Greed is Good".

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could be any moment. That would sure be an epiphany.

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If you receive any help,It will hurt you.because it will rob you of your dignity.

you would want that.

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I like to think that one of his constituents punched him in the mouth, then stepped on his hand.

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yes.sometimes referred to as false courage.Like soldiers in their fox holes and trenches."Hey, soldier, hand me that flask of false Kentucky Courage.

Authentic Kentucky Courage, distilled, bottled, and aged in mature wooden kegs, right here in Kentucky!

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They'll take the money and bitch about socialism. Oh, and that blah people get some.

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By little Keebler Turtles.

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Wasn't a Yankee state either too

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Tee-hee

You said "tit".

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He's been rimming dementors

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Yep. Single Black mothers if you want to get really specific about who doesn't deserve government assistance, in the minds of other people currently receiving government assistance.

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Dok, Dok, Dok: Mitch is trolling you and every Democrat. Mitch knows that Biden could personally go down on every repug in Kentucky, giving them the greatest orgasms of their lives, and the repugs would still vote for Mitch. Mitch could personally rape their grandchildren in front of their very eyes, and they would still vote for him. They are repugs. They will never, never, NEVER vote for a Democrat. Never.

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