Kentucky Sen. Mitch McConnell may not be a scientist, but heisa likable, funny human being-type person. Why, just look at all of his clever ads that prove it! Like this ad, where Mitch McConnell talks about ads. So human! So funny! Mitch McConnell decided not to make a picture of himself standing between two trucks, because that would be ridiculous! And Mitch McConnell is not ridiculous. Obviously.
The thought of this wattle-necked bowl of rice pudding holding press conferences as Senate Majority Leader with Sen. Canuck Fuck of Texas and Sen. Twerp of Florida over his shoulder is a real downer.
Then again, dogs like cat poop, so I wouldn't read too much into their endorsement. Also too, it didn't hurt that Mitch smeared peanut butter on his dick right before that shoot...
How many biscuits did they have to hide in Mitch's pockets to cover the scent of turtle. Also, where are the outakes of at least one dog stepping on Mitch's micro testicles?
That truck photo looks shopped. Also,too, what is it supposed to tell us about Mitch McConnell, the human candidate? That he can almost, but not really, do a split? He is secretly Zoe Bell?
He photoshopped the dogs. True. Even dogs don't tangle with snapping turtles.
i am so using this while signing people up for obamacare.
cheers!
Woody Moore should be doing commercials for boner pills.
The thought of this wattle-necked bowl of rice pudding holding press conferences as Senate Majority Leader with Sen. Canuck Fuck of Texas and Sen. Twerp of Florida over his shoulder is a real downer.
Then again, dogs like cat poop, so I wouldn't read too much into their endorsement. Also too, it didn't hurt that Mitch smeared peanut butter on his dick right before that shoot...
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<em>Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal!</em>
Whew! That&#039;s a relief. I actually <em>like</em> animals.
Woody, or Woodn&#039;ty?
That&#039;s a hard question.
How many biscuits did they have to hide in Mitch&#039;s pockets to cover the scent of turtle. Also, where are the outakes of at least one dog stepping on Mitch&#039;s micro testicles?
That truck photo looks shopped. Also,too, what is it supposed to tell us about Mitch McConnell, the human candidate? That he can almost, but not really, do a split? He is secretly Zoe Bell?
Turtle Wax