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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

He photoshopped the dogs. True. Even dogs don't tangle with snapping turtles.

fuflans's avatar

i am so using this while signing people up for obamacare.

cheers!

PubOption's avatar

Woody Moore should be doing commercials for boner pills.

schmannity's avatar

The thought of this wattle-necked bowl of rice pudding holding press conferences as Senate Majority Leader with Sen. Canuck Fuck of Texas and Sen. Twerp of Florida over his shoulder is a real downer.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Then again, dogs like cat poop, so I wouldn't read too much into their endorsement. Also too, it didn't hurt that Mitch smeared peanut butter on his dick right before that shoot...

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

<em>Mitch McConnell Is Not An Animal!</em>

Whew! That's a relief. I actually <em>like</em> animals.

Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

Woody, or Woodn'ty?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

That's a hard question.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

How many biscuits did they have to hide in Mitch's pockets to cover the scent of turtle. Also, where are the outakes of at least one dog stepping on Mitch's micro testicles?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

That truck photo looks shopped. Also,too, what is it supposed to tell us about Mitch McConnell, the human candidate? That he can almost, but not really, do a split? He is secretly Zoe Bell?