Here's Mitch McConnell's new campaign ad. Built on footage from the chelonian senator's recent appearance at a Kentucky political fest that is really actually genuinely called "Fancy Farm," it's pretty much an epic of attempted turd-polishing. AsNew Republic's
Man I ⤠coal too. Let&#039;s keep burning it until, like St Louis on <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/1939_St._Louis_smog" target="_blank">28 November 1939</a>, we have to turn on car headlights and the streetlights at 9:00 AM to see where we&#039;re going.
The energy extraction industry: fucking us over since Ahab chased the great white whale.
Whoever can get the endorsement of <a href="http:\/\/animal.discovery.com\/tv-shows\/call-of-the-wildman\/bios\/turtleman-ernie-brown.htm" target="_blank">Turtleman</a> has got this thing all sewed up.
I don&#039;t know... was his attack balls-out racist? (Didn&#039;t watch, won&#039;t watch, because Goober).
Nothing says pro-life more than rabid support for the biggest killer in industry.
I was in Beijing in 2006, and the air was indeed chunky-style. You had to kind of push it out of the way to move down the street.
Things&#039;ll get better when the start mining Clean Coal&reg;.
For some reason, it makes me think of cat food.
he doesn&#039;t stand a chance with Selena
keeping them all down on the farm...
Man I ⤠coal too. Let&#039;s keep burning it until, like St Louis on <a href="https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/1939_St._Louis_smog" target="_blank">28 November 1939</a>, we have to turn on car headlights and the streetlights at 9:00 AM to see where we&#039;re going.
The energy extraction industry: fucking us over since Ahab chased the great white whale.
Me either. I don&#039;t come here to <i>learn</i> shit.
I thought Mitch was slated to be Tea Bagged&trade;
Whoever can get the endorsement of <a href="http:\/\/animal.discovery.com\/tv-shows\/call-of-the-wildman\/bios\/turtleman-ernie-brown.htm" target="_blank">Turtleman</a> has got this thing all sewed up.
Live Action!