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Corn fritters is diffent!

They ain't pancakes!

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I use cornmeal in my green chile waffles.

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That's what the Superman strength Depends are for.

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An 8 ton armored huff.

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Let'm crash.

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Sennryu is the simple one. They share the same rhyming pattern, but haiku has the added restrictions that it has to be about nature in some aspect, and it has to include a surprise element, while sennryu can be about anything. (I learned all that in a slashfic community!)

https://media.giphy.com/med...

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BUT HOW ARE WE GOING TO PAYYY FORRR IIIITTT...

(Something you never hear when the Republicans want to spend more money on the military or to bail out their rich friends)

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I've seen some fucked up Reb/MAGA shit, but wow...

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Vote out every last Republican.

And for the love of God, DON'T put them in your administration!

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Yet I thought masks were useless, Donnie.

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I'll have you know Stephen I am a boomer and have NEVER eaten porridge- I leave that to the little bear.

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Say it louder for the people in the back

https://twitter.com/TheyWer...

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AOC has said as much

https://twitter.com/AOC/sta...

More than oncehttps://twitter.com/AOC/sta...

And YKW?? She's right every damn time. I am sick to death of the country's amnesia about right wing fascist hypocrisy.

https://twitter.com/AOC/sta...

https://twitter.com/AOC/sta...

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He's a literal fascist and never should've been "elected".

I'm actually still upset with Claire McCaskill because she didn't fight harder over that seat

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Not in a lame duck period

Not before Jan 21, 2021

(and even then not unless the actual government starts listening to the people who elected them instead of doing that "moooove to the center" BS)

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