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All that and you get to canoodle with hesitant teenagers.

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Worthless fcking leeches demanding others pay for your freebies

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Bit OTT. Politics is sausage-making. If a few kids get added to the meat grinder, it’s the price you pay.

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I am officially a HS graduate. College ready in Language Arts and Social Studies, okay in Science, passed Math by ONE point. I do not have to retake any of the tests.

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YAY FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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Don't worry. I'm not going anywhere. In my better moments, it actually makes me laugh. I told my cousin you called me Snotboy. He blew beer through his nose.

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It's fine, really, and you know I'd let you know otherwise.

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Glad to be of service. Is he in your band too? Someone's name is rather misleading, band-wise, btw.

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Last summer while at the store a gal ahead of me in line had what must have been at least 60 bags of carrots.Asked her what she was cooking? Turns out she was a teacher and a group of teachers such as herself were buying food to make lunches for the kids because School was out for the summer and there would be no more school lunches.Her district was below the poverty level.Bless her and her teacher friends for their good works.

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Nope, but he's a musician with his own bands. He fills in for Drublic Jr. from time to time, if that clears things up.

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A bit. Now I'm really going to go before Dok comes down here and yells at us for being OT assholes, or just kicks us out of the club ( you would not like that, I think). Ciao.

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But just think of how many bombs Raytheon will be able to make because those kids don’t get their daily banana and frozen pancakes this summer!

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Thankfully, my kid has a sensory thing about fizzy drinks, so he mostly drinks water, 1%milk, and 100% juice, with the occasional Gatorade. He will mainline a bag of chips or cookies, though.

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Look, Politico may have fucked up the headline a bit, and the article a bit, but we here at Wonkette are the real monsters for swearing in the headline.

https://twitter.com/SER1897...

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Is there some purge going on about that? Dulces suenos, amiga preciosa.

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