Hey, kids, do you remember that time some doddering old Hollywood elitist yelled at an empty chair and pretended it was President Obama , before God and the nation and everyone, and we all laughed and laughed and laughed, until we realized he was serious, and then we laughed even harder -- and that is how Mitt Romney beat Barack Obama for president except that he didn't?
Oh hahahaha dudebro #2, you referenced an old, old racist thing that white people say to black men. So witty! But Bob Dylan has a question he would like to ask you.
This is the same guy what did his own version of <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VMp_yzm8D9w" target="_blank">The Harlem Shake.</a>
That is a dismal simulation of flirting; she is hoping to attract the interest of the absent president by waggling her hip at an empty chair.
In a little while she will drink the beer and the wine, and then she will try waggling her hip at the chair in an effort to attract the interest of Robert Pattinson.
Oh wow, this is so fantastic! In one stroke Mitch McConnell has reminded the world that Clint Eastwood is a senile crackpot, that the GOP can&#039;t run its own convention properly, much less a government, and that Mitt Romney had the world&#039;s worst campaign team.
Keep it up, Mitch! With luck, not one of them will ever work again.
Although, I hear Clint is reduced to directing musical remakes, which is proof that there is a God.
Senator, I served with smiles. I knew smiles. Smiles are a friend of mine. Senator, what you&#039;re doing with your rictus-stricken face-hole isn&#039;t smiling.
Not even remotely!
Oh hahahaha dudebro #2, you referenced an old, old racist thing that white people say to black men. So witty! But Bob Dylan has a question he would like to ask you.
I&#039;d settle for Ipecac, so I could make him do what he always makes me feel like doing.
An awesome Blingee, probz.
This is the same guy what did his own version of <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=VMp_yzm8D9w" target="_blank">The Harlem Shake.</a>
I hear ricin is pretty easy to make.
Legislate.
That is a dismal simulation of flirting; she is hoping to attract the interest of the absent president by waggling her hip at an empty chair.
In a little while she will drink the beer and the wine, and then she will try waggling her hip at the chair in an effort to attract the interest of Robert Pattinson.
They can do jello shots together.
Oh wow, this is so fantastic! In one stroke Mitch McConnell has reminded the world that Clint Eastwood is a senile crackpot, that the GOP can&#039;t run its own convention properly, much less a government, and that Mitt Romney had the world&#039;s worst campaign team.
Keep it up, Mitch! With luck, not one of them will ever work again.
Although, I hear Clint is reduced to directing musical remakes, which is proof that there is a God.
Senator, I served with smiles. I knew smiles. Smiles are a friend of mine. Senator, what you&#039;re doing with your rictus-stricken face-hole isn&#039;t smiling.
The Macarena?
Yeah. I can&#039;t quite make out the details of the poster, but what I see in that photo sets my snark meter off.
A mobius strip of brain damage???? My head hurts!
I think that guy #3 works for Lindsey Graham.
Wait - is that Ann Coulter poster IRONIC?