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Obama's quote is a big fucking deal.

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I'm not a theologian, but Noah would have needed more than two of every beast because carnivores.

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Jon Stewart ftw

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Yesterday Saskatchewan opened the world's first carbon capture plant. I'm just saying. <a href="http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/calgary/carbon-capt...">http://www.cbc.ca/news/cana...

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I would have said ad nauseum, myself.

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Maybe he is thinking <i>a la Rodin</i>.

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That explains why Shem stepped in a poodle.

Thank you, thank you. Please tip the waitress.

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Burn the heretic! Rubio claims the universe was created in 7 days, which is a lie from the pits of hell. All true christians know it was 6 days, because the all-powerful creator needed the next day off, to rest.

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That's a little like my giving an exam and getting back answers to "Describe the difference between phobia and OCD" that read "How would I know? I'm not a psychologist".

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don't you mean Rodan?

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I'm not a scientist, and I'm not about to listen to one either!!

This is why I get all my information from wattle-necked bumpkins.

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McConnell: "I am not a shipping industry consultant either, and besides, what does climate change have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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