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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Mitch just might lose this election. <a href="http://www.theatlantic.com/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2013/...">http://www.theatlantic.com/...

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

St. Augustine the douche nozzle of Hippo. Except he was for things before deciding that since would he no longer enjoy life so as to be godly, therefore nobody else should enjoy anything either. For Jeebus! Also ( at least according to Wikipedia,) he is responsible for the concepts of original sin and "just war".

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Isn't it a pity?

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Lot_49's avatar

Here endeth Nice Time.

Man I hope McConnell's primaried by some total nutjob who wins (the primary only). Maybe Rand Paul could run against him and thus get two votes in the Senate. Or Ashley Judd could run as Republican.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Every time I see him all I can think of is Foghorn Leghorn.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Quit being divisive by pointing out that I'm lying through my turtle teeth!!1!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

and....there goes breakfast.

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Mahousu's avatar

I'd prefer he had a short career falling asleep on Fox & Friends' sofa.

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Mahousu's avatar

He's reached the age where he doesn't care who sees him filibustering any more.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

let that be a lesson- dishonesty has consequences

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Incoming Ham's avatar

His next campaign commercial can just use <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=IKqXu-5jw60" target="_blank">this</a>. He does a lot of political "duck and cover".

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