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say wha's avatar

The GOP has got us right where we want them. We can fire in any direction now. (with votes)

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

From a fish, that's ominous.

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Beaumarchais?'s avatar

I wasn't even aware of it until it was over!

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unclejeems's avatar

Mitch McConnell to Jerry Brown: "Ignore the EPA."

Jerry Brown to Mitch McConnell: "Go bugger yourself."

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Sheesko's avatar

When is this miserable ignorant soulless hateful cretin going to die?

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Rick Hill's avatar

Only because they are the party of the rule of law.

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Mormos's avatar

howler monkeys gonna howl

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Mormos's avatar

the stopped clock of racism?

eww, what did i just say? I feel dirty.

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Rick Hill's avatar

Have the gop left all their planning and coordination in the hands of the 10th grade young republicans that are interning after school?

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Mormos's avatar

that myth isn't true you know, the frog will jump out of the water.

Who knew people were stupider than frogs?

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Power Grabber versus Geriatric Mutant Ninja Turtle.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

When I first heard of clean coal, I was high and couldn't stop laughing.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... considering what's going on with our oceans at present (acidification, oxygen loss, coral reef depletion, et al) I think MrBlobfish could be prescient here...

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

Senator. President. Now Chief Justice. Mitch wasn't just re-elected. He was coronated.

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

I hunt like we all die: alone.

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Dr.  Hooker P. Tape's avatar

Slow and steady. Emphasis on slow.

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