Mitch McConnell, Ya Burnt
How many pixels had to die so Kentucky Senate candidate Alison Lundergan Grimes could accuse Mitch McConnell of CGI arson? And isn't that really Darrell Issa's thing anyway? (Yes.)
Anyway, here is Lundergan Grimes being very MEAN to poor sad old Mitch McConnell, or at least her male narrator is so she doesn't have to get her hands dirty accusing poor sad old Mitch McConnell of burning down the country, which he did vote to do when he voted for the government shutdown, but only because he is a pussy who's scared of Ted Cruz.
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My sister saw him in a bar in Newcastle about 10 years ago. He danced out on stage and SET FIRE TO HIS HEAD. I would, if anything, be more surprised to learn that he <em>isn&#039;t</em> still doing it today, at age 71.
ETA: Well, he was definitely still doing it in <a href="http:\/\/www.sussexexpress.co.uk\/news\/local\/god-of-hellfire-arthur-brown-burnt-in-stage-stunt-1-960890" target="_blank">2007</a>, and being badass about it.
ETA2: Yup, <a href="http:\/\/www.trinitymusic.de\/product_info.php\/info\/p5754_The-Crazy-World-Of-Arthur-Brown.html%20%3Chttp:\/\/www.trinitymusic.de\/product_info.php\/info\/p5754_The-Crazy-World-Of-Arthur-Brown.html%3E" target="_blank">still doing it</a>.
Nah, there woulda been a grand ah-whoom when the meth lab went up.