Mitt Romney: Anal Intruder

* Fred Thompson loves abortions almost as much as Rudy Giuliani. [ Prowler ]

* John Edwards and the haircut that keeps on giving. [ Wizbang Politics ]

* Brilliant political commentary by way of a nutcase with Windows MovieMaker. [ IMAO ]

* On President Shitforbrain's birthday, even the list of things he hasn't totally fucked up is debatable. [ Passport ]

* Al Gore is still has nightmares about Ralph Nader. [ The Swamp ]

* Hillary has bad luck with men. [ Fresh Intelligence ]

* Hey libtards, if Iraq is so goddamned violent then there wouldn't be this many refugees alive to make it out of the country. Ever think of that? [ Iraq Slogger ]

* We would like to let the model parent on the teevee know that Al Gore's "kid" is 24. [ Hot Air ]

* Joe Leiberman is going to spend the next six years taunting us from the Senate floor. [ Think Progress ]

* Thanks to idiots like us, Ron Paul has more cash to spend then poor old Walnuts! McCain. [ Election Central ]

* Mitt Romney, hotel pornographer. [ Pandagon ]