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14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

My god...that hotdog....thing...it’s the thing of acid fueled nightmares. I think i saw it squirm.

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Napoleanofthetrump's avatar

I once smoked a crown roast of baloney. It was magical.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

At least the cake didn't have canned clams in it.

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Fatalysk Barnes's avatar

My parents divorced over my mother joining the Jehovah’s Witnesses, who are against birthdays, and this is still an ongoing disaster in my family, mostly between my brothers, who are being shunned and my mother, but this (Romney) is still the stupidest handling of birthday rituals by a cult member I’ve seen.

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nailpolishcolor's avatar

You know the GOP has gotten so bad that when I saw a pic of Romney, I breathed a sigh of relief.

2012 Me would've slapped me haha

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Sean Jungian's avatar

I once made a Twinkie-loving coworker a birthday “cake” known forevermore as “Twinkiehenge”.

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CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Maybe this biddeo will play. My sister shot this 5 minutes from her house. If it doesn’t I have a still of the same area. IMG_2938.mov

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james crubb's avatar

Last I heard Einstein is dead.

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David Brown's avatar

But where's his brain?

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Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

That must have needed a big pipe. How did you get it top stay lit?

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

What's the Trump Pilot Body Count up to now?

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Disgruntled Farmer Employee's avatar

Sliced up & made into a birthday cake, probably. 😮

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james crubb's avatar

It's a Walmart greeter "I love you exponentially".

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David Brown's avatar

There actually was a search at one point, famous in certain circles. No part is as weird or funny as the line that started it.

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David Brown's avatar

Not far from what happened...

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