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My god...that hotdog....thing...it’s the thing of acid fueled nightmares. I think i saw it squirm.

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I once smoked a crown roast of baloney. It was magical.

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At least the cake didn't have canned clams in it.

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My parents divorced over my mother joining the Jehovah’s Witnesses, who are against birthdays, and this is still an ongoing disaster in my family, mostly between my brothers, who are being shunned and my mother, but this (Romney) is still the stupidest handling of birthday rituals by a cult member I’ve seen.

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You know the GOP has gotten so bad that when I saw a pic of Romney, I breathed a sigh of relief.

2012 Me would've slapped me haha

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I once made a Twinkie-loving coworker a birthday “cake” known forevermore as “Twinkiehenge”.

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Maybe this biddeo will play. My sister shot this 5 minutes from her house. If it doesn’t I have a still of the same area. IMG_2938.mov

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Last I heard Einstein is dead.

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But where's his brain?

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That must have needed a big pipe. How did you get it top stay lit?

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What's the Trump Pilot Body Count up to now?

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Sliced up & made into a birthday cake, probably. 😮

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It's a Walmart greeter "I love you exponentially".

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There actually was a search at one point, famous in certain circles. No part is as weird or funny as the line that started it.

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Not far from what happened...

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