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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Act now and we'll ship you two, yes, TWO loads of supplies!

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

So this whole teabagger thing is just a devious plot to make NJ voters miss their good old-fashioned, corrupt venal Republicans?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Christie: "Obama has done a great job for New Jersey" Faux: "That's exactly what we want to hear."

I larfed.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Candyland, too.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

"Mommy, the bad man yelled at me!!!!"

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Roger Ailes uses 'im like one all the time.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

GET IN MAH BELLAY

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Well, I guess Christie is bigger man than I thought he was and for once I mean that in the nice way.

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ValiumNation's avatar

It's unexplainable. But for sure he'll be back to yelling at everyone within spitting distance after he's eaten some baby back ribs.

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SheriffRoscoe's avatar

Hey Governor, how about we let those directly affected by the damage pay for all the clean-up and repair themselves, like tea party role model Ayn Rand would likely suggest. Hey if your lucky, maybe some church somewhere will pitch in some financial help, if they have anything left over after paying off their child molestation settlements, that is.

And oh yeah, by the way, fuck you.

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bobbert's avatar

There's always one, fer sure.

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Paul MacDonald's avatar

Is this the Before the Flood version?

(I know the chronology don't work. Go with me here. . .)

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chascates's avatar

<i>Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Got what it takes to make a fat ass governor leave his home, Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. </i>

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chascates's avatar

The wingnuts figured Obama would postpone the election to try to avoid losing. Meanwhile:

Gov. Christie may reschedule Halloween in NJ <a href="http://www.myfoxny.com/stor..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19947963/gov-christi...">http://www.myfoxny.com/stor...

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Ennui There Yet's avatar

Why didn't Chris Christie use his girth to control the tides?

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Lot_49's avatar

Hey! Hey! Chimpy gave Katrina a flyover and, after earning widespread derision, staged a photo op in Jackson Square. He was <i>in</i> it big time!

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