A harried-looking New Jersey Governor Chris Christie showed up on Fox & Friends this morning, and the concerned geniuses there immediately got to the important question, while he explained the massive destruction all around him: Would he be having a nice photo op of the devastation of his state with Republican standardbearer His Lord High Hairgel Mittens of Romney? "Hmmm," said Chris Christie, "no, I think I would prefer it if ol' Mittens ate a dick instead!" (Direct quote.) Then he gay-married Barack Obama for being awesome at government!
It's unexplainable. But for sure he'll be back to yelling at everyone within spitting distance after he's eaten some baby back ribs.
Hey Governor, how about we let those directly affected by the damage pay for all the clean-up and repair themselves, like tea party role model Ayn Rand would likely suggest. Hey if your lucky, maybe some church somewhere will pitch in some financial help, if they have anything left over after paying off their child molestation settlements, that is.
<i>Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Got what it takes to make a fat ass governor leave his home, Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. </i>
Hey! Hey! Chimpy gave Katrina a flyover and, after earning widespread derision, staged a photo op in Jackson Square. He was <i>in</i> it big time!
Act now and we&#039;ll ship you two, yes, TWO loads of supplies!
So this whole teabagger thing is just a devious plot to make NJ voters miss their good old-fashioned, corrupt venal Republicans?
Christie: &quot;Obama has done a great job for New Jersey&quot; Faux: &quot;That&#039;s exactly what we want to hear.&quot;
I larfed.
Candyland, too.
&quot;Mommy, the bad man yelled at me!!!!&quot;
Roger Ailes uses &#039;im like one all the time.
GET IN MAH BELLAY
Well, I guess Christie is bigger man than I thought he was and for once I mean that in the nice way.
It&#039;s unexplainable. But for sure he&#039;ll be back to yelling at everyone within spitting distance after he&#039;s eaten some baby back ribs.
Hey Governor, how about we let those directly affected by the damage pay for all the clean-up and repair themselves, like tea party role model Ayn Rand would likely suggest. Hey if your lucky, maybe some church somewhere will pitch in some financial help, if they have anything left over after paying off their child molestation settlements, that is.
And oh yeah, by the way, fuck you.
There&#039;s always one, fer sure.
Is this the Before the Flood version?
(I know the chronology don&#039;t work. Go with me here. . .)
<i>Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Mean old levee taught me to weep and moan, Got what it takes to make a fat ass governor leave his home, Oh, well, oh, well, oh, well. </i>
The wingnuts figured Obama would postpone the election to try to avoid losing. Meanwhile:
Gov. Christie may reschedule Halloween in NJ <a href="http://www.myfoxny.com/stor..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.myfoxny.com/story/19947963/gov-christi...">http://www.myfoxny.com/stor...
Why didn&#039;t Chris Christie use his girth to control the tides?
Hey! Hey! Chimpy gave Katrina a flyover and, after earning widespread derision, staged a photo op in Jackson Square. He was <i>in</i> it big time!