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Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, it took us a couple of years, but damn right!

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Dear British Friends,

Pay no mind to the robotic stick up the ass dude. We Americans are over here, oversexed, and over Romney.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Mick Jagger is 69 and he still <strike>rocks it</strike> ponces about on stage like a meth addled peacock.

bobbert's avatar

What, they're not flammable?

fuflans's avatar

that my friend made me laugh out loud for the first time since we lost harry on tuesday.

thanks for that.

fuflans's avatar

<i>The likely GOP nominee...</i>

wouldn't if be funny if he wasn't?

fuflans's avatar

excellent. i look forward to upcoming interviews on special privileges for the very religious in israel and talks about improving polish airline safety

chascates's avatar

Now he just needs to have his picture taken with Margaret Thatcher. Standing next to her hospital bed I mean.

Bezoar's avatar

"I say, Sir; your wife, is she a goer?"

Bezoar's avatar

Yeah, that one really made me go "Huh?!"

Vienna Woods's avatar

True story, if slightly OT. When the Americans invaded SW Ontario in 1812, they proclaimed that any white man on the British side found fighting next to an Indian would be killed, not taken prisoner, because to fight with the Indians against other whites was being a traitor to the race. I just wanted to share that.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Or cheesy grits! Or trees (of just the right height). What a whore he is.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Hey, maybe he can visit the place that his ancestors lived before they were hounded out of the country for converting to Mormonism. Speaking of a special relationship.

Ennui There Yet's avatar

This will be the only time when Mitt isn't the whitest guy in the room. Now he'll be able to say that he's a minority (as well as being unemployed.)

Vienna Woods's avatar

Well, it took us a couple of years, but damn right!