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Well, it took us a couple of years, but damn right!

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Dear British Friends,

Pay no mind to the robotic stick up the ass dude. We Americans are over here, oversexed, and over Romney.

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Everywhere, Katie.

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Mick Jagger is 69 and he still <strike>rocks it</strike> ponces about on stage like a meth addled peacock.

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What, they're not flammable?

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that my friend made me laugh out loud for the first time since we lost harry on tuesday.

thanks for that.

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<i>The likely GOP nominee...</i>

wouldn't if be funny if he wasn't?

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excellent. i look forward to upcoming interviews on special privileges for the very religious in israel and talks about improving polish airline safety

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Now he just needs to have his picture taken with Margaret Thatcher. Standing next to her hospital bed I mean.

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"I say, Sir; your wife, is she a goer?"

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Yeah, that one really made me go "Huh?!"

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True story, if slightly OT. When the Americans invaded SW Ontario in 1812, they proclaimed that any white man on the British side found fighting next to an Indian would be killed, not taken prisoner, because to fight with the Indians against other whites was being a traitor to the race. I just wanted to share that.

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Or cheesy grits! Or trees (of just the right height). What a whore he is.

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Hey, maybe he can visit the place that his ancestors lived before they were hounded out of the country for converting to Mormonism. Speaking of a special relationship.

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This will be the only time when Mitt isn't the whitest guy in the room. Now he'll be able to say that he's a minority (as well as being unemployed.)

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Well, it took us a couple of years, but damn right!

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