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Chris Grrr's avatar

Pinocchio.

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PubOption's avatar

And he has created a job for a toilet cleaner.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hey, how's it going, pendeckos? My very good friends!

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

That isn't spray tan, it's the worlds biggest skidmark...

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diogenez's avatar

Needs more clown nose.

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bobbert's avatar

Tequila Mockingbird.

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bobbert's avatar

He's becoming a Lamanite.

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bobbert's avatar

♪♫ It's not easy being an amoral, lying, rich fuck ♫♫

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bobbert's avatar

Are you suggesting that he is the right height?

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bobbert's avatar

The Least Interesting Tan in the World.

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bobbert's avatar

Actually, if he used the term "undocumented aliens", wouldn't that refer to people who can't prove they're aliens?

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bobbert's avatar

NO TITZ!!! GTFO!!!

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diogenez's avatar

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

Look at the area around his eye...was he wearing an eye patch while being spray tanned?

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

"I don't usually say things I honestly think....but when I do, they're totally offensive."

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SullivanSt's avatar

Tha Donald thinks Mitt looks very classy in brownface.

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