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Pinocchio.

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And he has created a job for a toilet cleaner.

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Hey, how's it going, pendeckos? My very good friends!

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That isn't spray tan, it's the worlds biggest skidmark...

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Needs more clown nose.

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Tequila Mockingbird.

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He's becoming a Lamanite.

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♪♫ It's not easy being an amoral, lying, rich fuck ♫♫

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Are you suggesting that he is the right height?

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The Least Interesting Tan in the World.

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Actually, if he used the term "undocumented aliens", wouldn't that refer to people who can't prove they're aliens?

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NO TITZ!!! GTFO!!!

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Look at the area around his eye...was he wearing an eye patch while being spray tanned?

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"I don't usually say things I honestly think....but when I do, they're totally offensive."

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Tha Donald thinks Mitt looks very classy in brownface.

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