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That's pretty much the overall campaign strategy. Be ready to hear how "presidential" Mittens looks.

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And the American votes says, "Please sir, may I have another?"

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"Their cars suck. "

No shit, eh? I pulled up to this blocky, squat piece of shit at a traffic light yesterday and was amazed at how ugly it was. It was a Dodge Nitro.

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Wait 'til he's blamed for the Black Sox scandal of 1919.

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Mittens should stick around for Halloween.

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I wonder how Mittens explains dog poop on top of the car to the car rental people.

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I'm not going to the video, but do have to ask: did he have the always-necessary shot of <a href="http:\/\/www.themotorlesscity.com\/photos\/michigan-central-station\/" target="_blank">Michigan Central Station</a>? Maybe the <a href="http:\/\/www.nevsky-prospekt.com\/images\/station%20postcard_015.jpg" target="_blank">Finland Station</a>?

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I'm perplexed by the subtext of a lot of these campaigns "Obama has a magic fairy wand that he could wave and miraculously fix everything, but he won't because the unions won't let him. If you elect me I will have my own fairy wand made and I will wave that sucker wherever you want me to".

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<i>"He made things worse"</i>

Pretty sure Mittanual J. RomneyCare is talking about my neighbor, who bought a Honda last week. Damn those Americans for ruining Detroit!

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He'll be going back for some of that sweet, sweet socialist health care.

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Yeah! <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=7MCnn-gc0h8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MCnn-gc0h8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

chop chop chop chop.

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