Execution worshipper Mitt Romney has a strange new campaign video that features Mittens driving around very depressing neighborhoods in Detroit, lost maybe?
I&#039;m not going to the video, but do have to ask: did he have the always-necessary shot of <a href="http:\/\/www.themotorlesscity.com\/photos\/michigan-central-station\/" target="_blank">Michigan Central Station</a>? Maybe the <a href="http:\/\/www.nevsky-prospekt.com\/images\/station%20postcard_015.jpg" target="_blank">Finland Station</a>?
I&#039;m perplexed by the subtext of a lot of these campaigns &quot;Obama has a magic fairy wand that he could wave and miraculously fix everything, but he won&#039;t because the unions won&#039;t let him. If you elect me I will have my own fairy wand made and I will wave that sucker wherever you want me to&quot;.
That&#039;s pretty much the overall campaign strategy. Be ready to hear how &quot;presidential&quot; Mittens looks.
And the American votes says, &quot;Please sir, may I have another?&quot;
&quot;Their cars suck. &quot;
No shit, eh? I pulled up to this blocky, squat piece of shit at a traffic light yesterday and was amazed at how ugly it was. It was a Dodge Nitro.
Wait &#039;til he&#039;s blamed for the Black Sox scandal of 1919.
Mittens should stick around for Halloween.
I wonder how Mittens explains dog poop on top of the car to the car rental people.
I&#039;m not going to the video, but do have to ask: did he have the always-necessary shot of <a href="http:\/\/www.themotorlesscity.com\/photos\/michigan-central-station\/" target="_blank">Michigan Central Station</a>? Maybe the <a href="http:\/\/www.nevsky-prospekt.com\/images\/station%20postcard_015.jpg" target="_blank">Finland Station</a>?
I&#039;m perplexed by the subtext of a lot of these campaigns &quot;Obama has a magic fairy wand that he could wave and miraculously fix everything, but he won&#039;t because the unions won&#039;t let him. If you elect me I will have my own fairy wand made and I will wave that sucker wherever you want me to&quot;.
<i>&quot;He made things worse&quot;</i>
Pretty sure Mittanual J. RomneyCare is talking about my neighbor, who bought a Honda last week. Damn those Americans for ruining Detroit!
He&#039;ll be going back for some of that sweet, sweet socialist health care.
Yeah! <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=7MCnn-gc0h8" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MCnn-gc0h8">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
chop chop chop chop.