Execution worshipper Mitt Romney has a strange new campaign video that features Mittens driving around very depressing neighborhoods in Detroit, lost maybe? No, it is Mitt Romney's Tour of Ruined America, which is not Obama's fault, says Mitt (ALWAYS BLAME OBAMA, MITT), but Obama isn't fixing it, either. Blah blah, this explanation is taking too long. What will Mitt do to fix it? He will get to that later, he is busy feeling sorry for Michigan right now. This Obama character has done nothing to help Detroit, because the auto bailout does not count for
I&#039;m not going to the video, but do have to ask: did he have the always-necessary shot of <a href="http:\/\/www.themotorlesscity.com\/photos\/michigan-central-station\/" target="_blank">Michigan Central Station</a>? Maybe the <a href="http:\/\/www.nevsky-prospekt.com\/images\/station%20postcard_015.jpg" target="_blank">Finland Station</a>?
I&#039;m perplexed by the subtext of a lot of these campaigns &quot;Obama has a magic fairy wand that he could wave and miraculously fix everything, but he won&#039;t because the unions won&#039;t let him. If you elect me I will have my own fairy wand made and I will wave that sucker wherever you want me to&quot;.
That&#039;s pretty much the overall campaign strategy. Be ready to hear how &quot;presidential&quot; Mittens looks.
And the American votes says, &quot;Please sir, may I have another?&quot;
&quot;Their cars suck. &quot;
No shit, eh? I pulled up to this blocky, squat piece of shit at a traffic light yesterday and was amazed at how ugly it was. It was a Dodge Nitro.
Wait &#039;til he&#039;s blamed for the Black Sox scandal of 1919.
Mittens should stick around for Halloween.
I wonder how Mittens explains dog poop on top of the car to the car rental people.
I&#039;m not going to the video, but do have to ask: did he have the always-necessary shot of <a href="http:\/\/www.themotorlesscity.com\/photos\/michigan-central-station\/" target="_blank">Michigan Central Station</a>? Maybe the <a href="http:\/\/www.nevsky-prospekt.com\/images\/station%20postcard_015.jpg" target="_blank">Finland Station</a>?
I&#039;m perplexed by the subtext of a lot of these campaigns &quot;Obama has a magic fairy wand that he could wave and miraculously fix everything, but he won&#039;t because the unions won&#039;t let him. If you elect me I will have my own fairy wand made and I will wave that sucker wherever you want me to&quot;.
<i>&quot;He made things worse&quot;</i>
Pretty sure Mittanual J. RomneyCare is talking about my neighbor, who bought a Honda last week. Damn those Americans for ruining Detroit!
He&#039;ll be going back for some of that sweet, sweet socialist health care.
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chop chop chop chop.