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@anathema_device@bne.social's avatar

How smart do you need to be to be a vulture capitalist, really?

dogfather's avatar

She can curtsey like a motherfucker though.

Stulexington's avatar

“I didn’t expect that he’d be standing there trying to shake hands with every senator and the president of the United States,” Romney said. "Given the fact that [Santos is] under ethics investigation, he should be sitting in the back row and staying quiet instead of parading in front of the president and people coming into the room."

Dude is wanted for fraud in a country with extradition from the US and he ran for (very) public office, I don't think he's capable of sitting down and shutting up, even to save his own skin.

mailman27's avatar

Mitt kinda has that"'Scuse me while I go to the men's room and blow my brains out" vibe. (Apologies to the god.)

Thomas Luks's avatar

It depends. Is Santos a Morman? They're all over the dam place in Central and South America.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

sorry bub, but mittens is a real name.plenty of mormons and cats would disagree.

Paul Dietzel's avatar

LaLota is from NY, Scott from FL, Pence IN, MTG GA so why would any of them be Eagles fans, drunk or otherwise? Or is this just your way to segue into some gratuitous Philly hate talk?

mailman27's avatar

wut? (this was only a test!!) And, Yes. The $330/month internet isn't working. Again.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

My internet has been hinky all day long.

Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

This is a party that still overwhelmingly supports Trump. You reap what you sow, Mittens.

яовэят ёскэят 😘's avatar

Her voice is kind of pipsqueaky, which is a handicap for an attention hound

Czarjak's avatar

Whole lot of LaLota is gonna be best. Standing strong on those Conservative Principles, Nick? That's the ticket!

tg's avatar

Yeah, don't go pretending to have principles now, Mitzy. That ship has sailed.