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How smart do you need to be to be a vulture capitalist, really?

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She can curtsey like a motherfucker though.

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Hey!!

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“I didn’t expect that he’d be standing there trying to shake hands with every senator and the president of the United States,” Romney said. "Given the fact that [Santos is] under ethics investigation, he should be sitting in the back row and staying quiet instead of parading in front of the president and people coming into the room."

Dude is wanted for fraud in a country with extradition from the US and he ran for (very) public office, I don't think he's capable of sitting down and shutting up, even to save his own skin.

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Mitt kinda has that"'Scuse me while I go to the men's room and blow my brains out" vibe. (Apologies to the god.)

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It depends. Is Santos a Morman? They're all over the dam place in Central and South America.

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sorry bub, but mittens is a real name.plenty of mormons and cats would disagree.

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LaLota is from NY, Scott from FL, Pence IN, MTG GA so why would any of them be Eagles fans, drunk or otherwise? Or is this just your way to segue into some gratuitous Philly hate talk?

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wut? (this was only a test!!) And, Yes. The $330/month internet isn't working. Again.

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I just...

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My internet has been hinky all day long.

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This is a party that still overwhelmingly supports Trump. You reap what you sow, Mittens.

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Her voice is kind of pipsqueaky, which is a handicap for an attention hound

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Ta, Evan.

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Whole lot of LaLota is gonna be best. Standing strong on those Conservative Principles, Nick? That's the ticket!

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Yeah, don't go pretending to have principles now, Mitzy. That ship has sailed.

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