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Mahousu's avatar

<i>And no, paying for strippers and drugs at the party DOES NOT COUNT.</i>

I keep telling my wife this and she keeps not believing me.

Chris Grrr's avatar

I think it's spelled "Skankette".

Chris Grrr's avatar

Has he amended his tax return yet?

Chris Grrr's avatar

Ah. I was going for a "Wonkette" snark.

Mea culpa.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

or a swift kick to his magic underwear...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Who the Hell would go to a party with no strippers and drugs???

diogenez's avatar

"... it was clear to all present that the campaign's paid staff frequently consumed the food and drinks ostensibly produced for the media."

Did his staff also sleep under the campaign jet, on the runway?

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Mitt to his campaign manager: "We're charging 800 bucks for a ham sandwich, and the bastards are still hanging around and asking questions! What the heck do we have to do to get rid of them???"

chascates's avatar

"What I want to see above all is that this country remains a country where someone can always get rich." --Ronald Reagan

BarackMyWorld's avatar

Probably includes a surcharge for unfavorable coverage...literally a reality check.