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ibwilliamsi's avatar

Was Egg there with her prancing pony?

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cessnadriver's avatar

Never heard that one before....thanks for giving us that one!

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TootsStansbury πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

TL; DR. Mitt tells lies.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Mittenz looks better now that he stopped dying his hair.

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Magginkat's avatar

He' s running. He and Ann were making the rounds on TV long before any of these clowns announced their run. Then he had a meeting with Jeb Bu$h back in January and suddenly announced that he was not running. I've been wondering what kind of a deal they worked out? Why is Mittens now suddenly making appearances again? Yep.....they're up to no good! It's just a matter of finding out what kind of "no good" they have in mind.

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sillyclucker's avatar

Yeah, Mitt, helping people with homes and jobs is a great idea. You've created lots of jobs. It's not your fault that people are too lazy to drive to China to work.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Y'ever hear about the Thane of Cawdor?

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r m reddicks's avatar

It's starting to look like you can't even keep them out. The more the merrier! The stink in the clown car/bus must be vicious.

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bobbert's avatar

TMBG LIBELZ!

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bobbert's avatar

To be fair, COBOL wasn't useless (so, no), just unfuckingbelievably ugly.

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r m reddicks's avatar

Don't forget the hosing. Everyone stays alive with hosing. Heals all kinds of shit. I think annie's got you covered on this one. The account number is ....

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bobbert's avatar

555 timer? Oh, right, you're as old as I.

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r m reddicks's avatar

I'm just guessing here, but I think he's written off that vote. In secret buffet dinners.

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

if only, oooooooh if only Mittens would run for it..again...IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS!!!!

if he does run again i will believe in God, and God is a cruel but really funny comedian.

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bobbert's avatar

Etch-A-Wave.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Are you seriously suggesting that we could be forced to stare at that Rafalca's behind again?

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