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ibwilliamsi's avatar

Was Egg there with her prancing pony?

cessnadriver's avatar

Never heard that one before....thanks for giving us that one!

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Mittenz looks better now that he stopped dying his hair.

Magginkat's avatar

He' s running. He and Ann were making the rounds on TV long before any of these clowns announced their run. Then he had a meeting with Jeb Bu$h back in January and suddenly announced that he was not running. I've been wondering what kind of a deal they worked out? Why is Mittens now suddenly making appearances again? Yep.....they're up to no good! It's just a matter of finding out what kind of "no good" they have in mind.

sillyclucker's avatar

Yeah, Mitt, helping people with homes and jobs is a great idea. You've created lots of jobs. It's not your fault that people are too lazy to drive to China to work.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Y'ever hear about the Thane of Cawdor?

r m reddicks's avatar

It's starting to look like you can't even keep them out. The more the merrier! The stink in the clown car/bus must be vicious.

bobbert's avatar

To be fair, COBOL wasn't useless (so, no), just unfuckingbelievably ugly.

r m reddicks's avatar

Don't forget the hosing. Everyone stays alive with hosing. Heals all kinds of shit. I think annie's got you covered on this one. The account number is ....

bobbert's avatar

555 timer? Oh, right, you're as old as I.

r m reddicks's avatar

I'm just guessing here, but I think he's written off that vote. In secret buffet dinners.

BlackestNoobs's avatar

if only, oooooooh if only Mittens would run for it..again...IT WOULD BE GLORIOUS!!!!

if he does run again i will believe in God, and God is a cruel but really funny comedian.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Are you seriously suggesting that we could be forced to stare at that Rafalca's behind again?