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In tune's avatar

Let's tax the Mormon church and see if that can help balance the budget maybe we should tax all religious institutions that don't progress into the next century

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

who cares? they all do this - keep their heads down and mouth the party line, then shit on the party when they leave - its boring, repetitive and not even redeeming

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Maybe's avatar

Mitt is setting himself up as the good guy? Too little, too late, Mittens. It has been clear that the Repub party has been turning into an unethical, vicious cult for years and we didn't hear a peep out of you denouncing them. You're one of them, buddy. You're just an especially hypocritical one.

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Spleen Victoria's avatar

Bitchy Mitt is best Mitt. He seems like a man who enjoys the meat of hot dog while shit talking coworkers and drinking caffeine free Diet Coke.

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Tosca's avatar

"A caricature of a for-profit preacher" is absolutely spot on.

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David's avatar

Gold-colored "silverware" ? That tacky shit? Yuck. Get sterling kids, it's the real deal!

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fuflans's avatar

i don't know. middle aged chick here. i got sterling from my (first, starter) wedding. then i got my grandparents silver. now apparently i'm the heir for my mom's and my aunt's silver.

i mean. 48 tea silver spoons?

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JCfromNC's avatar

60+ fella here, and if we hadn't inherited her grandmom's silver, we wouldn't have any either.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

RICK PERRY: “Republicans must realize that we have to have someone who can complete a sentence.”

Mitt Romney must realize that completing sentences is for RINOs.

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Michael S.'s avatar

Funny, but isn't that same betch that begged the orange penis for a job?

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

When he's not sucking up to him for a job he's mildly critical of him in private.

He is vast, he contains multitudes.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

Absolutely, but he's on his way out, so fuck kissing any rings. Too little too late, for sure, but I'm enjoying his exit speech anyway.

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RogationDays's avatar

This is the fun post!

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RogationDays's avatar

This is the fun post!

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You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

There's tacky and there's "Gold colored silverware" tacky.

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Frank Lee's avatar

Willing to bet that were the truth known, Romney is probably richer (or, at minimum, as rich) as trump. Not that I really give a rat's ass about that, but I sure as hell know an orange someone who does.

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Revenant's avatar

Not only that, but Mittens has SOME idea of how to behave, how to mimic a civilized person in a civilized society, pernicious parasite that he is.

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fuflans's avatar

for sure he is.

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Demodocus's avatar

Romney has had a (small) handful of good deeds to his record, at least. That's like 5 times the number for some of his colleagues. You may need to add a few together when it comes to the particularly crazy contingent

"_When_ I drop [Melania]"? Gluteus Maximus Maximus is all class, but we knew that already.

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SterWonk's avatar

I'm a little -- more than a little! -- surprised he's breaking out the flamethrower *now*, when he's still going to be in the Senate for another year and change, and will have to continue to work with these jagoffs til then. Usually, you don't burn the bridges until you're actually walking out the door.

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Tessie's avatar

“Trump sidled up to Romney’s son Josh and pointed at a leggy brunette across the room. ‘Have you seen my girlfriend, Melania?’ he asked, smirking. ‘When I drop her, the phone is gonna ring off the hook. Every guy in New York wants to go out with her[.]’”

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"Hey there, youngster. Do you like school? Have you seen my wife, the chippy? Look at the set of tits on her! Isn't she a wild piece of ass?"

Exactly what we all expected from this classless pig.

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Tessie's avatar

“gold-colored silverware.”

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Reminiscent of Matt Groening's description of the fast food menu item: "chocolate-colored milkshakes".

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el duderino's avatar

Krustyburger: The official meat-flavored sandwich of the 84 Olympics

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Demodocus's avatar

It's like he looked at Louis XIV's style and thought "how can I do this as cheaply and badly as possible?"

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