FACEBOOK. And MITT ROMNEY. There they go again, putting people in JAIL. And all because the nice young man to the left did not like seeing tall, dark, and handsome Mitt Romney smiling his suave smile from the young man's girlfriend's Facebook page. So he smashed her computer into the wall and punched her in the face. As one does when one's girlfriend is mooning over a mysterious stranger (MITT ROMNEY).
As punishment for trying to bring facts about Mitt's weenis area into this, you are now sentenced to go look at photographs of Mitt's weenis area.
I am coming up short, here. I mean, you can't mean his weenis area, I've seen Romney in his Momjeans. Even Ken's got a bulge.
As punishment for trying to bring facts about Mitt's weenis area into this, you are now sentenced to go look at photographs of Mitt's weenis area.
The floppy drive is ejected?
I DUN TOLE YOU, WE ARE PART OF RON PAUL'S RE-LOVE-UTION! *facepunch*
The articulated joints? His hairdo?
I am coming up short, here. I mean, you can't mean his weenis area, I've seen Romney in his Momjeans. Even Ken's got a bulge.
SHE CAINT BE NO SISTER-WIFE!
SHE ALREADY GOTS A BROTHER-DAD!!
You can see the people he just fired in the background?
I'm going to be wearing a wet suit for the drinky thing. My Spanx gave up and went home.
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He should be happy that it wasn't a picture of Ron Jeremy.
You'd be pissed too if your girlfriend had nude pictures of a highly aroused Mitt Romney on her facebook.
Haha, beat me to it, up fist for you.