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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As punishment for trying to bring facts about Mitt's weenis area into this, you are now sentenced to go look at photographs of Mitt's weenis area.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The floppy drive is ejected?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I DUN TOLE YOU, WE ARE PART OF RON PAUL'S RE-LOVE-UTION! *facepunch*

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The articulated joints? His hairdo?

I am coming up short, here. I mean, you can't mean his weenis area, I've seen Romney in his Momjeans. Even Ken's got a bulge.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SHE CAINT BE NO SISTER-WIFE!

SHE ALREADY GOTS A BROTHER-DAD!!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can see the people he just fired in the background?

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102415's avatar

I'm going to be wearing a wet suit for the drinky thing. My Spanx gave up and went home.

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Fartknocker's avatar

He should be happy that it wasn't a picture of Ron Jeremy.

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schmannity's avatar

You'd be pissed too if your girlfriend had nude pictures of a highly aroused Mitt Romney on her facebook.

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ValiumNation's avatar

Haha, beat me to it, up fist for you.

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