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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

As punishment for trying to bring facts about Mitt's weenis area into this, you are now sentenced to go look at photographs of Mitt's weenis area.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The floppy drive is ejected?

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I DUN TOLE YOU, WE ARE PART OF RON PAUL'S RE-LOVE-UTION! *facepunch*

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The articulated joints? His hairdo?

I am coming up short, here. I mean, you can't mean his weenis area, I've seen Romney in his Momjeans. Even Ken's got a bulge.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

SHE CAINT BE NO SISTER-WIFE!

SHE ALREADY GOTS A BROTHER-DAD!!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You can see the people he just fired in the background?

102415's avatar

I'm going to be wearing a wet suit for the drinky thing. My Spanx gave up and went home.

Fartknocker's avatar

He should be happy that it wasn't a picture of Ron Jeremy.

schmannity's avatar

You'd be pissed too if your girlfriend had nude pictures of a highly aroused Mitt Romney on her facebook.

ValiumNation's avatar

Haha, beat me to it, up fist for you.