Mitt Romney Is NOT the 1% ... Mitt Romney Is the Top 0.0025%
Important update regarding gazillionaire antichrist job killer Mitt Romney: It is wrong and unfair to say Willard is the 1%. Well, it's notwrong, because of course Mitt Romney is part of the 1%. But it's more accurate to call him "part of the top 0.0025%," because that's where he is, as far as the moneys go.
Mittens' personal newsletter, theWall Street Journal, explains:
Mitt Romney’s income last year of $21.7 million clearly makes him rich. But how rich? So rich, that he makes the one percenters look like the 99 percent.
.... Mitt Romney’s income of $21.7 million puts him well above the 1%. In fact, his income puts him in about the 99.9975% income bracket. Put another way, Mitt is in the top 0.0025%.
Some enterprising citizen at a town hall should ask him when is the last time he worried about his checking account being overdrawn, you know, what decade was it in. I bet Mittens doesn't even know your bank can send your terrifiyng low-balance emails and texts at random hours of the day or night. That shit can ruin a good night out, dammit.
Somebody get get working on that business proposal, and what is Tagg's email address? Or should we just Tweet it to him?