Country club gossip bulletin the New York Times has finally done the important journalistic work of sending a reporter down to southern California to lurk around the driveway of Mitt Romney's beachfront La Jolla mansion and quiz the neighbors for dirt on all of his annoying domestic habits.
Christ on a pogo stick, Pat Boone must be less of an asshole towards modernity than this clown. He and Ann must be the only couple in the world that probably doesn't pass gas or use the W.C.
I'll be the kitchen bitch and make you stoners some really tasty munchies! I'll stop at Ralph's on Garnett on my way over to the crib.
Christ on a pogo stick, Pat Boone must be less of an asshole towards modernity than this clown. He and Ann must be the only couple in the world that probably doesn't pass gas or use the W.C.
Well, yeah, there&#039;s that, too. Mitt&#039;s central argument besides &quot;tax cuts good&quot; is <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/TRUSTMEIMRICH.jpg" target="_blank">&quot;Trust me, I&#039;m rich!&quot;</a>
I&#039;ll be the kitchen bitch and make you stoners some really tasty munchies! I&#039;ll stop at Ralph&#039;s on Garnett on my way over to the crib.
Mildly off-topic, but here&#039;s Mitt Romney&#039;s entire presidential campaign, explained in <a href="http:\/\/i1115.photobucket.com\/albums\/k551\/denniverse\/millionaireromney.jpg" target="_blank">one sentence</a>.
They can always claim it was medical marijuana because Mitt makes them sick.
Spread the word.