Mitt Romney, in his relentless effort to win over the liberal media by telling them strings of words that make it sound like he's thinking, talked to the Columbus Dispatch yesterday about healthcare. Perhaps the most controversial part of Romney's healthcare plan (haha, we kid, Romney has no plan) is getting rid of Obamacare's preexisting guarantee coverage. How, then, will Romney deal with that?
But y'all! I'm doing OK! I'm still kickin'! It probably does sound pretty 'Grapes of Wrath' but I guess I'm just used to it. My books, FM music, and a little interwebz weirdness is all I need.
<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2012\/10\/canada-tightens-border.html," target="_blank">They&#039;re manning up</a>, so you&#039;d better get up there now, and lay low for a month.
But y&#039;all! I&#039;m doing OK! I&#039;m still kickin&#039;! It probably does sound pretty &#039;Grapes of Wrath&#039; but I guess I&#039;m just used to it. My books, FM music, and a little interwebz weirdness is all I need.
Holy Rightwing! Breitbart is already on this debate bloggin&#039; shit! Media Hammers Biden: &#039;Stop Smirking!&#039; &#039;Weird,&#039; &#039;Jerk&#039; <a href="http://www.breitbart.com/Bi..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Journalism/2012/10/1...">http://www.breitbart.com/Bi...
Hell. Yes.
I think Putin&#039;s veto power doesn&#039;t come from the U.S.
Oh, we gave Russia the veto power!
Not our credibility!!!?!??!?!?
And &#039;striding across the globe like a Colossus&#039; is not in my personal interest.
Knocked anyone up? Hmmm?
How much did that sonogram cost? Can others afford that?
Assaulting our clinging to God and gunz???
And my Pope can beat YOUR Pope!
Well, he is unemployed...
Somehow I doubt you&#039;re holding your breath until he actually does any of those useful things...
&quot;Apartments&quot; is code for &quot;urban&quot;. Which is code for blah. (Second-harmonic dog whistle.)
<a href="http:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/online\/blogs\/borowitzreport\/2012\/10\/canada-tightens-border.html," target="_blank">They&#039;re manning up</a>, so you&#039;d better get up there now, and lay low for a month.
I think that&#039;s part of the &quot;plan&quot;.