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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yeah. and says he doesn't even know when the event is. which just means he doesn't listen to his wife. Say... maybe he's a real man after all!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

You know, I just finally connected the dots. Of course, Mitt Rmoney ran the 2002 Olympics, where the Canadians whupped US butt in hockey, men and women, and someone had managed to bury a loonie (1 dollar coin, to you yanks)at centre ice. (so much for "security", Mitt) So, we merry prankster Canucks managed to stick it to Mitt way back then. I feel better now.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Sally Bowles libel!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Bic?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

That would explain why all of the records were destroyed - he's just such a <i>humble</i> mandroid, gosh-darn-it.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Pat Buchanan?

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bobbert's avatar

Well fucking done,

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TundraGrifter's avatar

(r)Money is probably going to slip over to the Isle of Man to visit his money.

[Man is also the only island I know of with a softcore porn flag.]

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TundraGrifter's avatar

And asking "How much is that in real money?"

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bobbert's avatar

“You know, everything would work out in the Middle East if the Palestinians and the Israelis would just start acting like good <strike>Christians</strike> Mormons.”

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The Kit Kat Klub sounds like one of those bars where the girls probably aren't really girls.

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bobbert's avatar

Ice dressage might be interesting.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

There he goes putting the ugly in American.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I think it's time we start The Great (r)Money Gaff Pool. I've got ten bucks sez he really puts his foot into it no later than September 15, 2012.

The Intrade spread on a November win for Mr. Obama is almost twenty points. That's the best news since yesterday, when Ole Newt predicted an (r)Money victory.

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bobbert's avatar

I wonder what will be embroidered on his yarmulke.

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bobbert's avatar

So far.

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