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He's got just the right hair.

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Historical footnote says what now?

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wow. that's just....

wow.

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<i>"But what Christie did to Obama isn’t suitable to say in a family newspaper,"</i>

but implying that he engaged in a sexual act with the President is just the right tone for the Miami Herald?

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Mitt the Fockers?

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<blockquote>“[w]hat Christie did to Obama isn’t suitable to say in a family newspaper,” Ballard told the Herald.</blockquote> Maybe we can say it in German: <i>das Buttßechs</i>?

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“Mitt Romney defended Chris Christie this weekend, saying his 2016 ambitions wouldn’t be hurt by the scandals.”

Mittens is the one person I wouldn’t rely on to tell me what people are feeling or how they will react to Christie’s fuck up. First of all Mittens doesn’t have to deal with common people problems like driving in a traffic jam. Second, if Mittens was capable of determining how people felt about him he would have never tried running for president.

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Also too, maybe CC can get W, or possibly Darth Cheney, to say some nice things about him.

With friends like those...

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Sex with a <a href="http:\/\/www.onlinekunst.de\/oktoberzwei\/16_grass_butt.html" target="_blank">flounder</a>?

Once more, Santorum is correct.

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