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Mitt probably misses being in the debates so he had one with himself.

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GOP: TAKE IT BACK OR ELSE *atomic wedgie*Mitt: SOrry sorry sorry, your momma does not wear combat boots. OWOWOWOWOWW

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"I’d repeal it and replace it with state-crafted plans."

The Federal government *could* repeal it.The Federal government would have to let the states "replace it with state-crafted plans". Some states would craft a plan, many states would craft no plan

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About to do a deep dive to locate his brain

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Can't be true. Those horror stories are so hard to find. Didn't you read the article?

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TWO BY TWO! HANDS OF BLUE! D:

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In 1916, T. Roosevelt (R) proposed adopting the German national health insurance plan -- still the Cadillac of national health plans.

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I've no doubt he's hoping to slither his way into the cabinet.

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You know, the world has changed quite a bit since the time that ol' handMittens was running for President, but the Republican platform still seems to be "Nobody Likes Health Care, Anyway."

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Wish I had photoshop skills. That "American Steamer" on the board behind is just begging for a slight editorial correction.

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The opening paragraph and the caption are why I love Wonkette. Just everything.

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Mitt Romney? Is he supposed to be a thing this year?

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Ms. Lindsey won the kiddie table debate, so getting shit faced the night before the debate seems to be working for him.

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Well Egg would only start crying when he tried and his sons were too competitive.

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Just you wait and see... muahahahahahaha

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HEY!! Spoilers!! Don't give away the season finale...

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