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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Mitt probably misses being in the debates so he had one with himself.

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

GOP: TAKE IT BACK OR ELSE *atomic wedgie*Mitt: SOrry sorry sorry, your momma does not wear combat boots. OWOWOWOWOWW

DanFromMV's avatar

"I’d repeal it and replace it with state-crafted plans."

The Federal government *could* repeal it.The Federal government would have to let the states "replace it with state-crafted plans". Some states would craft a plan, many states would craft no plan

DanFromMV's avatar

About to do a deep dive to locate his brain

DanFromMV's avatar

Can't be true. Those horror stories are so hard to find. Didn't you read the article?

Doloras Funkette's avatar

TWO BY TWO! HANDS OF BLUE! D:

Zhu Bajie's avatar

In 1916, T. Roosevelt (R) proposed adopting the German national health insurance plan -- still the Cadillac of national health plans.

Zhu Bajie's avatar

I've no doubt he's hoping to slither his way into the cabinet.

Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

You know, the world has changed quite a bit since the time that ol' handMittens was running for President, but the Republican platform still seems to be "Nobody Likes Health Care, Anyway."

Amy!'s avatar

Wish I had photoshop skills. That "American Steamer" on the board behind is just begging for a slight editorial correction.

JurisGal's avatar

The opening paragraph and the caption are why I love Wonkette. Just everything.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Mitt Romney? Is he supposed to be a thing this year?

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Ms. Lindsey won the kiddie table debate, so getting shit faced the night before the debate seems to be working for him.

Lizzietish81's avatar

Well Egg would only start crying when he tried and his sons were too competitive.

Boscoe's avatar

Just you wait and see... muahahahahahaha

Boscoe's avatar

HEY!! Spoilers!! Don't give away the season finale...