Stale humanoid Mitt Romney finally woke up today with some sort of simultaneously lazy and terrified opinion about the debt ceiling deal, and, uh, he's against all of it. Should he even say that much? “As president, my plan would have produced a budget that was cut, capped and balanced – not one that opens the door to higher taxes and puts defense cuts on the table,” Mittens
Fun fact: You can re-arrange the letters of "SATAN SANDWICH" to make the phrase "BUSH CAUSED THIS". (You have to add some letters and drop some other letters, but it works.)
Mittens is richer than 3 feet up a cow's ass. He doesn't give a tinkers damn about the middle class. His statement is like stepping in dog shit while barefooted.
Well, with your head so far up your ass, Mittens, it's no wonder you come through with such pearls of hindsight wisdom. Ok, really, even your hindsight "would've done" is incredibly banal.
Aren't you unemployed, Mitt? Maybe you should be looking for a job. And, I don't mean this whole "running for president" joke, but a job you could actually do like, well, um...I'll have to get back to you on that.
Fun fact: You can re-arrange the letters of "SATAN SANDWICH" to make the phrase "BUSH CAUSED THIS". (You have to add some letters and drop some other letters, but it works.)
I wonder how Romney "would have" implemented health insurance reform.
Yeah, he was trying to say shit sandwich, but politely. Who the fuck has heard of a satan sandwich?? I would prefer an anusburger any day.
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But,but -- the &quot;Massachusetts Miracle&quot; -- wait, was that Dukakis?
Mittens is richer than 3 feet up a cow&#039;s ass. He doesn&#039;t give a tinkers damn about the middle class. His statement is like stepping in dog shit while barefooted.
Well, with your head so far up your ass, Mittens, it&#039;s no wonder you come through with such pearls of hindsight wisdom. Ok, really, even your hindsight &quot;would&#039;ve done&quot; is incredibly banal.
Aren&#039;t you unemployed, Mitt? Maybe you should be looking for a job. And, I don&#039;t mean this whole &quot;running for president&quot; joke, but a job you could actually do like, well, um...I&#039;ll have to get back to you on that.
Well, the less bread you got, the more Satan you gotta eat.
Oops, I almost typed &quot;Santorum&quot; by understandable mistake.