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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Fun fact: You can re-arrange the letters of "SATAN SANDWICH" to make the phrase "BUSH CAUSED THIS". (You have to add some letters and drop some other letters, but it works.)

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I wonder how Romney "would have" implemented health insurance reform.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

Yeah, he was trying to say shit sandwich, but politely. Who the fuck has heard of a satan sandwich?? I would prefer an anusburger any day.

Mayor_Quimby's avatar

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The Quirk's avatar

But,but -- the "Massachusetts Miracle" -- wait, was that Dukakis?

Fartknocker's avatar

Mittens is richer than 3 feet up a cow's ass. He doesn't give a tinkers damn about the middle class. His statement is like stepping in dog shit while barefooted.

MissusBarry's avatar

Well, with your head so far up your ass, Mittens, it's no wonder you come through with such pearls of hindsight wisdom. Ok, really, even your hindsight "would've done" is incredibly banal.

MissusBarry's avatar

Aren't you unemployed, Mitt? Maybe you should be looking for a job. And, I don't mean this whole "running for president" joke, but a job you could actually do like, well, um...I'll have to get back to you on that.

The Quirk's avatar

Well, the less bread you got, the more Satan you gotta eat.

Oops, I almost typed "Santorum" by understandable mistake.