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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess we should basically be thankful that he's not equating it to Hitler.

PubOption's avatar

Will the Planks keep a constant position on anything?

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Don't forget the pouches! Pouches for everyone!

jqheywood's avatar

I would much rather have a President like Kennedy, than one like, say, Reagan: I want the person with a finger on the nuke button to be looking forward to banging a starlet/intern/mobster's girlfriend, or even his own hot wife, than to have forgotten about the whole sex thing entirely.

Mahousu's avatar

Hmm, and his wife (wives?) seems to be mostly invisible ...

Mahousu's avatar

Oh, I think he knows. And that shot? A money shot.

Mahousu's avatar

But if his son altered reality, how would you know?

Mahousu's avatar

I think you mean "necessary corrective surgery for a medical condition."

Mahousu's avatar

Superman: <i>That's what America is <b>about</b>, really ...None of us are forced to be anything we don't <b>want</b> to be.</i>

Well, except for bankrupt. A lot of us are forced to be that. Sorry.

MissusBarry's avatar

Maybe they were real Chrissens before they started doing the evil yoga.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Pooooor Mittens. I haven't seen anyone this confused since Larry King tried to use an iPad.