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I guess we should basically be thankful that he's not equating it to Hitler.

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Will the Planks keep a constant position on anything?

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Don't forget the pouches! Pouches for everyone!

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I would much rather have a President like Kennedy, than one like, say, Reagan: I want the person with a finger on the nuke button to be looking forward to banging a starlet/intern/mobster's girlfriend, or even his own hot wife, than to have forgotten about the whole sex thing entirely.

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Hmm, and his wife (wives?) seems to be mostly invisible ...

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Oh, I think he knows. And that shot? A money shot.

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But if his son altered reality, how would you know?

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I think you mean "necessary corrective surgery for a medical condition."

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Superman: <i>That's what America is <b>about</b>, really ...None of us are forced to be anything we don't <b>want</b> to be.</i>

Well, except for bankrupt. A lot of us are forced to be that. Sorry.

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Maybe they were real Chrissens before they started doing the evil yoga.

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Pooooor Mittens. I haven't seen anyone this confused since Larry King tried to use an iPad.

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