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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I guess we should basically be thankful that he's not equating it to Hitler.

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PubOption's avatar

Will the Planks keep a constant position on anything?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

Don't forget the pouches! Pouches for everyone!

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jqheywood's avatar

I would much rather have a President like Kennedy, than one like, say, Reagan: I want the person with a finger on the nuke button to be looking forward to banging a starlet/intern/mobster's girlfriend, or even his own hot wife, than to have forgotten about the whole sex thing entirely.

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Mahousu's avatar

Hmm, and his wife (wives?) seems to be mostly invisible ...

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Mahousu's avatar

Oh, I think he knows. And that shot? A money shot.

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Mahousu's avatar

But if his son altered reality, how would you know?

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Mahousu's avatar

I think you mean "necessary corrective surgery for a medical condition."

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Mahousu's avatar

Superman: <i>That's what America is <b>about</b>, really ...None of us are forced to be anything we don't <b>want</b> to be.</i>

Well, except for bankrupt. A lot of us are forced to be that. Sorry.

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MissusBarry's avatar

Maybe they were real Chrissens before they started doing the evil yoga.

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Joshua Norton's avatar

Pooooor Mittens. I haven't seen anyone this confused since Larry King tried to use an iPad.

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