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diogenez's avatar

The only thing that makes Mitt sad: a Return on Investment that's less than 86%

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bobbert's avatar

Great Caesar's <strike>Balls</strike> Ghost!!

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bobbert's avatar

Which is weird, because you'd think he could answer "Gold" with no trouble.

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bobbert's avatar

No, he stared into his hat.

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bobbert's avatar

This is Rmoney we're talking about, so: emetic sheep.

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diogenez's avatar

Willard Romney: a pitiless quivering goo of blancmange.

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fuflans's avatar

jesus i was WONDERING what happened.

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fuflans's avatar

henri, le chat noir is infinitely sadder.

also worth five minutes. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

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ValiumNation's avatar

The MittenBot 2012 v.xxx is actually just the CartridgeBot with a cheap coat of paint, forever peeling. Actually he's more like a boat anchor, but whatever.

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schmannity's avatar

It just dawned on me: Mitt doesn't have a great sense of humor--Ann has a shitty sense of humor.

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