It welled up inside him, this tinny emotion. (They had built "emotions" into him, so he would be the perfect robot son for a childless human mother, but they had fucked it up, the circuits or whatever were switched.) She had gone, and he was alone for eternity. And what erupted in his switched circuits or whatever in his infinite sadness was "Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha." They didn't even get the laugh right, because all the engineers were on some awesome Future Drug like in Philip K. Dick or whatever, and they could only see in fractals.
The MittenBot 2012 v.xxx is actually just the CartridgeBot with a cheap coat of paint, forever peeling. Actually he's more like a boat anchor, but whatever.
The only thing that makes Mitt sad: a Return on Investment that's less than 86%
Great Caesar&#039;s <strike>Balls</strike> Ghost!!
Which is weird, because you&#039;d think he could answer &quot;Gold&quot; with no trouble.
No, he stared into his hat.
This is Rmoney we&#039;re talking about, so: emetic sheep.
Willard Romney: a pitiless quivering goo of blancmange.
jesus i was WONDERING what happened.
henri, le chat noir is infinitely sadder.
also worth five minutes. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U">http://www.youtube.com/watc...
The MittenBot 2012 v.xxx is actually just the CartridgeBot with a cheap coat of paint, forever peeling. Actually he&#039;s more like a boat anchor, but whatever.
It just dawned on me: Mitt doesn&#039;t have a great sense of humor--Ann has a shitty sense of humor.