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diogenez's avatar

The only thing that makes Mitt sad: a Return on Investment that's less than 86%

bobbert's avatar

Great Caesar's <strike>Balls</strike> Ghost!!

bobbert's avatar

Which is weird, because you'd think he could answer "Gold" with no trouble.

bobbert's avatar

No, he stared into his hat.

bobbert's avatar

This is Rmoney we're talking about, so: emetic sheep.

diogenez's avatar

Willard Romney: a pitiless quivering goo of blancmange.

fuflans's avatar

jesus i was WONDERING what happened.

fuflans's avatar

henri, le chat noir is infinitely sadder.

also worth five minutes. <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watc..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M7ibPk37_U">http://www.youtube.com/watc...

ValiumNation's avatar

The MittenBot 2012 v.xxx is actually just the CartridgeBot with a cheap coat of paint, forever peeling. Actually he's more like a boat anchor, but whatever.

schmannity's avatar

It just dawned on me: Mitt doesn't have a great sense of humor--Ann has a shitty sense of humor.