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Wheel in this guy keeps on turning He don't know what he'll say tomorrow

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"Romney's inconsistency is very surprising," said no one.

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I thought his plan all along was: if discovered to have a lingering condition, we will smother you with plastic bags (pillows cost too much).

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yowza. that's a story that should get traction.

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"working out on machines"

Also something Ann Romney does?

BOWM CHICKA BOWM MAGIC UNDIES HIT THE GROUND

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Or, May DOS have mercy on your Boot Sector.

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"David Gregory made himself hacktacular"

Nope, pre-existing condition.

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