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fuflans's avatar

now i have to scour american history and teh interwebs for a clue.

fuflans's avatar

i stand corrected - and happy to be so.

cheers!

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

This has to be a first for the USA: <u>both candidates had polygamous grandfathers!</u>

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

The fact that you've been fucked over royally will be hard to forget ... Rhoades is hoping you'll forget who did it to you.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

There once was a rich man called Mitt Who in the president's chair wanted to sit Just like old Fillmore, Millard But his real name was Willard And that sounds stupid as shit.

(not very good, but you can see that Fillmore comparisons have great poetic potential)

TundraGrifter's avatar

i remember in "Lonesome Dove" about all Robert Duval and Tommy Lee Jones talked about was "Polk'n."

fuflans's avatar

me? i really don't give a fuck who he wants to pattern his presidency after.

i do not want him to be president.

fuflans's avatar

buchanan? i know there's been some discussion of buchanan but honestly, even without alcohol, almost nothing john mccain says interests me very much.

fuflans's avatar

also: who are these people who use their spare time to compose laudatory tunes to long dead presidents?

i suspect they cleave to the bagger wing of american politics, but i could be wrong.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Why not Warren G Harding, that giant of the American political system?

Vienna Woods's avatar

Heh. William Henry Harrison did even better.

Vienna Woods's avatar

Malcolm in the Middle theme song singers libel!!

Fartknocker's avatar

But they do have an ammunition plant at Ft. Polk. Bullets, beans and bread keeps our troops safe.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I'm against annexing Texas.Just another reason not to vote for Romney.