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Who needs caffeine when you've got Egg around? No wonder Mitt always seems so twitchy.

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Romney wants to turn America into a giant labor prison just like China.

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Needz more <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Opium_Wars" target="_blank">Century Of Humiliation</a>.

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<i>I love, I love business.</i>

yeah, that pretty much sums up everything i hate about mitt romney.

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Your mouth to Goddess' ear.

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Wouldn't that slow down the eating of all those anusburgers? Is it possible that Ms. Anti-Obesity Michelle Obama will be the real winner?

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"People" do not say that, no.

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You mean the black dude under whom corporate profits have risen at the <a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/economy\/2012\/10\/26\/1097301\/anti-business-obama-is-is-best-president-for-corporate-profits-since-1900\/" target="_blank">highest rate</a> for any President since 1900, by a factor of well over 4?

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Being of a more C-family mind, I'd go with:

isPresident = RunForPresident(); while (!isPresident) { sleep(4 years); isPresident = RunForPresident(); }

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Multiple interviews, <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/10\/29\/secret-audio-puts-mitt-and-ann-romneys-favorite-family-story-in-question\/" target="_blank">apparently</a>.

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Rafalca does all the dancing in the Romney family.

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That's so radical, like <em>far out</em>, man.

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Mitt doesn't need the job but it sounds like Ann does. After all she's never had one.

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Such. A. Dick.

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the mittbot doesn't seem to come with a mute button does it?

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But, how's he going to keep the kids in school <a href="http:\/\/www.chinadaily.com.cn\/china\/2007-05\/13\/content_871182.htm" target="_blank">all the time</a> without hiring more teachers?

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