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diogenez's avatar

Who needs caffeine when you've got Egg around? No wonder Mitt always seems so twitchy.

chascates's avatar

Romney wants to turn America into a giant labor prison just like China.

SullivanSt's avatar

Needz more <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Opium_Wars" target="_blank">Century Of Humiliation</a>.

fuflans's avatar

<i>I love, I love business.</i>

yeah, that pretty much sums up everything i hate about mitt romney.

PsycWench's avatar

Your mouth to Goddess' ear.

PsycWench's avatar

Wouldn't that slow down the eating of all those anusburgers? Is it possible that Ms. Anti-Obesity Michelle Obama will be the real winner?

PsycWench's avatar

"People" do not say that, no.

SullivanSt's avatar

You mean the black dude under whom corporate profits have risen at the <a href="http:\/\/thinkprogress.org\/economy\/2012\/10\/26\/1097301\/anti-business-obama-is-is-best-president-for-corporate-profits-since-1900\/" target="_blank">highest rate</a> for any President since 1900, by a factor of well over 4?

SullivanSt's avatar

Being of a more C-family mind, I'd go with:

isPresident = RunForPresident(); while (!isPresident) { sleep(4 years); isPresident = RunForPresident(); }

SullivanSt's avatar

Multiple interviews, <a href="http:\/\/www.rawstory.com\/rs\/2012\/10\/29\/secret-audio-puts-mitt-and-ann-romneys-favorite-family-story-in-question\/" target="_blank">apparently</a>.

SullivanSt's avatar

Rafalca does all the dancing in the Romney family.

SullivanSt's avatar

That's so radical, like <em>far out</em>, man.

102415's avatar

Mitt doesn't need the job but it sounds like Ann does. After all she's never had one.

fuflans's avatar

the mittbot doesn't seem to come with a mute button does it?

SullivanSt's avatar

But, how's he going to keep the kids in school <a href="http:\/\/www.chinadaily.com.cn\/china\/2007-05\/13\/content_871182.htm" target="_blank">all the time</a> without hiring more teachers?