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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The word you're looking for is "diabolical."

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yup -- they can spot fake crazy a mile away ... and they want the real thing in the White House.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I hate to think what Rick Perry might do to get back on top of that competition.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

I believe it is -119 "p" points. But have fun!

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Chris Grrr's avatar

...or Stockholm Syndrome?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The more you know, the less likely you are to win the GOP nomination.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Just wondering ... did Mitt hire McCain's campaign advisor?

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

I think "woodpile" is the word you have in mind.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

So plague, plus a vaccine that the Teabaggers will refuse ... hmmm. Let's not write this off just yet.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Maybe he's given up on Joe Arpaio, and this is the next best thing. It's not easy to lock up the fascist vote these days.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

They do in Chicago ... but that's not how you go about it.

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PubOption's avatar

Woodshed, surely.

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PubOption's avatar

Is this the price for having Rove (character) assassinate Perry?

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MissusBarry's avatar

And still needs to hole up in US America, lest he travel abroad and be arrested on war crimes charges.

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102415's avatar

The teabaggers love the Golden Oldies is all. They ran Dole who was too old to get it up or even stand up unassisted towards the end of his campaign and they ran McCain who was supposed to get a special Lifetime Award for Maver-ickiness who ran a simple minded whore as his VP and now Mitt is teasing his detractors in the Teabagger Party with Old 12% Dick as bait. All they will be saying is "Good Times!" After all these are people who don't know what Medicare is and the people who think they would rather die than ever take it.

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