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Lizzietish81's avatar

Is that a Witch City? No, it's middle of freaken no where.

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Lizzietish81's avatar

Oh there was a big kerfuffle about getting it. There's some people in Salem (coughchristianistas) who complain about how kitchy the whole thing is.

Kitchy sells bitches, without the Witch legacy Salem would be another dull town limping by on it's Maritime history (which is what some "concerned business owners" think we should be doing)

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dslindc's avatar

Much of the state is really stunning. Pity the culture is so disagreeable sometimes (and I'm from there, so I can say that).

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L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

It's the most likely candidate for where the Stephens' lived.

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(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

If so she has me fooled

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Boscoe's avatar

I agree, though oddly for some reason I liked computer nerd Willow better than hot lesbian Willow... ;P

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BackDoorMan's avatar

"... donors will be treated to flag football with Mr. Rubio, skeet shooting with Mr. Graham, horseback riding with Mr. Romney’s wife, Ann Romney, and early morning hikes with the Romneys."

I can totes see this working... if Marco is the football, Lindsey is the skeet, Ann is the horse, and the Rmoney's are carried on your back for those hikes.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... Mitt Romney Dingleberry Schitt.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... I heard that when $arah was told it was a "5 star resort", she said... "it's Motel 6 for us or nuthin', you betcha!"

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... are you trying to make Miz Linz faint dead away?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Chris Christie will feed on them all for a winter. - FIFY.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I'd rather be Santorumboarded.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

I suspect that even this crowd didn't want her wrecking their precious leisure time with her non-sensical yammering.

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Huckabee, bragging: "That's nothing - my kid killed a dog!"

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Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

They call his gut "No Hands Land" in New Jersey as in, one hand enters and no hand leaves...

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