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Was the Rove-pusbag supposed to tell him? Oops.

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Never heard that one before.

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They should have <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=Y4rigI3FkwE" target="_blank">listened to Toby</a>

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That is not an advantage.

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wow. that's like their editorial on the election.

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Bob Dylan, Disease of Conceit, from the 1989 album "Oh Mercy"

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I'll be happy to take a job helping Willard transition himself completely out of sight. With that experience in hand, I'll then offer the same services to the many other GOPtard politicians who we'd just as soon never see again.

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Just steal content wholesale from the wingnut sites. Think of the bumper stickers, coffee mugs, T-shirts, caps, and greeting cards you could market, with that gold mine of material!

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Hey! He spent the last seven years practicing that pose (see above). Too bad he didn't practice standing for something.

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The downside is that it is colder than fuckall...

The upside is proximity to a Tim Horton's

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Didn't I tell you not to mention that here? Use the other internet!

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Ha! No military. Everybody runs around chanting "Pura vida!" but who do they drop bombs on? Nobody!

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From an ad on Oracle or Friendster. Or maybe AOL. They needed the ad revenue to send the software updates on those floppy discs.

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♪♫ There's a whole lot of Romneys suffering tonight From the disease of conceit Whole lot of goobers struggling tonight From the disease of conceit Comes right down the ballots Down the long lines Rips into your senses Through your body and your mind The schadenfreude's so sweet The disease of conceit ♪♫

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Which he most distinctly was not--his "concession" PowerPoint/elevator speec h invited everyone to pray for Obama but didn't promise to help. Message: that guy's fucked. Everybody start praying.

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