Is Mitt Romney running for president? Are Native Americans actually Jews?! Of course he is! He's always running for president. But Mittens is playing along with this game all the other candidates are doing, putting off announcing their run for as long as possible in the hope that, by the time the Republican electorate realizes all the candidates are boring and awful, one of them will have wrapped up the nomination. In order to start raising money, though, Romney
Pamela Anderson? Oh sorry, you said he.
Tom DeLay?
He just has to say he strayed with "RomneyCare" because he loves America too much.
To Mormons, they're one of the lost tribes of Israel. The Fukawi, I believe.
As some (many?) Mormons believe in reincarnation, we'll need to see all of MIttens' birf certs.