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Mitt's Website Has Never Heard of This 'Mitt' Character

On Mittens' website, you can send a "personalized greeting from Governor Romney" to someone's voicemail! Has there ever been a better way to get back at an ex? Only problem -- "Mitt" is not among its name database for recipients. Some magically special Mormon mistresses are going to run into trouble. [ Mitt Romney ]