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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Right? His phone's contact list must look like the cast of characters from War And Peace.

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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Made me laugh so hard the cat jumped off my lap.

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randomness lez's avatar

Stay golden Meatball, stay golden

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Tiffany Houston's avatar

These jackasses just never stop.

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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Mark's avatar

"If you're trying to get the IRS's attention, try moving a boatload of cash in round-dollar amounts back and forth between accounts. "

Reminds me of the old joke about Capone: They caught him when he put down a tax deduction of $10,000 . . . for cement.

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Mandorlind's avatar

GOP: "You can't release the Mueller Report! Innocent people who weren't indicted will be harmed!"

Also GOP: "You can't hold investigations in secret! People under investigation have a right to make their case to the public!

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Lordpnut's avatar

You gotta spring for the suspension package, or it's hard to lay the power down.

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Rocket Cat's avatar

BUT BUT Hillary unintentionally mishandled classified emails!

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phoenix00's avatar

Goes like hell I bet

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calliecallie's avatar

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

And so many many Russians, and yet NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! YOU ARE ALWAYS THE COLLUSION! Amazing.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Mr. Patel worked ... as an investigator for the House Intelligence Committee under Representative Devin Nunes."Christ, how many of these right-wing fuckwits are there???

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Rhand Holm's avatar

A child was mentioned.

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smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

And Rudy is their "helper".

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smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

Call Rudy G!

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