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Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Right? His phone's contact list must look like the cast of characters from War And Peace.

Cliff Hendroval's avatar

Made me laugh so hard the cat jumped off my lap.

randomness lez's avatar

Stay golden Meatball, stay golden

Mark's avatar

"If you're trying to get the IRS's attention, try moving a boatload of cash in round-dollar amounts back and forth between accounts. "

Reminds me of the old joke about Capone: They caught him when he put down a tax deduction of $10,000 . . . for cement.

Mandorlind's avatar

GOP: "You can't release the Mueller Report! Innocent people who weren't indicted will be harmed!"

Also GOP: "You can't hold investigations in secret! People under investigation have a right to make their case to the public!

Lordpnut's avatar

You gotta spring for the suspension package, or it's hard to lay the power down.

Rocket Cat's avatar

BUT BUT Hillary unintentionally mishandled classified emails!

phoenix00's avatar

Goes like hell I bet

calliecallie's avatar

Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

And so many many Russians, and yet NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! YOU ARE ALWAYS THE COLLUSION! Amazing.

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Mr. Patel worked ... as an investigator for the House Intelligence Committee under Representative Devin Nunes."Christ, how many of these right-wing fuckwits are there???

Rhand Holm's avatar

A child was mentioned.

smfh@@rollingmyeyes's avatar

And Rudy is their "helper".