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Right? His phone's contact list must look like the cast of characters from War And Peace.

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Made me laugh so hard the cat jumped off my lap.

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Stay golden Meatball, stay golden

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These jackasses just never stop.

https://twitter.com/kylegri...

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"If you're trying to get the IRS's attention, try moving a boatload of cash in round-dollar amounts back and forth between accounts. "

Reminds me of the old joke about Capone: They caught him when he put down a tax deduction of $10,000 . . . for cement.

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GOP: "You can't release the Mueller Report! Innocent people who weren't indicted will be harmed!"

Also GOP: "You can't hold investigations in secret! People under investigation have a right to make their case to the public!

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You gotta spring for the suspension package, or it's hard to lay the power down.

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BUT BUT Hillary unintentionally mishandled classified emails!

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Goes like hell I bet

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Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.

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And so many many Russians, and yet NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! YOU ARE ALWAYS THE COLLUSION! Amazing.

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"Mr. Patel worked ... as an investigator for the House Intelligence Committee under Representative Devin Nunes."Christ, how many of these right-wing fuckwits are there???

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A child was mentioned.

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And Rudy is their "helper".

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Call Rudy G!

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